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399</image:title><image:caption>No way I was ending the T-pisodes without one last tribute to some of Boston’s most finest ladies! (BTW...she is fine in person)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-25T01:43:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/07/23/t-pisode-397-rip-t-blawg-groupies-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/t-pisode-397.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 397</image:title><image:caption>There will be a section in Boston’s Museum of Fine Arts dedicated to all the T-blawg groupies one day. I swear to Baby Jesus there will.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-25T01:29:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/07/16/t-pisode-396-sunday-dinner-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/t-pisode-396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 396</image:title><image:caption>Sundays in the fall in Boston to me are all about the Patriots, early morning movies, strolls to look at city foliage like this and Sunday dinner with my parents.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-22T01:45:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/07/30/t-pisode-398-an-overdue-text-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/t-pisode-398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 398</image:title><image:caption>Some places in Boston remind me of some special ones almost daily. This is one of those nightly views that do that to me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-25T01:29:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/07/09/t-pisode-395-political-career-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/t-pisode-395.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 395</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes office politics are just like the Patriots…you’re just trying to do your job and win while there are haters in the stands and in the front office doing everything they can to prevent it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-25T01:15:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/07/02/t-pisode-394-t-does-ireland-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/t-pisode-394.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 394</image:title><image:caption>I took this T-blawg Pose pic under the influence of some good ol’ Irish whiskey!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-25T01:09:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/06/25/t-pisode-393-stressed-life-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/t-pisode-393.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 393</image:title><image:caption>When walking around MY beautiful city of Boston…one of my most favorite things to do in life ever…wasn’t helping me, I knew something was wrong with me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-25T00:59:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/04/30/t-pisode-389-back-to-the-hood-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/t-pisode-3891.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 389</image:title><image:caption>This pic isn’t from my old hood. It’s from my new hood. But I still keep it real no matter what hood I’m in. Nah I mean, son?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/t-pisode-389.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 389</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-30T16:49:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/05/21/t-pisode-392-t-does-the-ufc-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/t-pisode-392.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 392</image:title><image:caption>I was talking like that crazy fookin’ coont Conor McGregor when I took this fookin’ pic mate.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-29T18:03:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/05/14/t-pisode-391-a-new-t-tradition-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/t-pisode-391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 391</image:title><image:caption>I was so damn drunk when I took this pic that the security guy sitting under the hoop started to get up to chase me. I swear to Baby Jesus. It was strange but funny as shit!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-29T17:59:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/05/07/t-pisode-390-cultured-af-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/t-pisode-390.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 390</image:title><image:caption>So…many…smiling cartoon flowers. Is this art? Or that kind of shit that fuels nightmares???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-29T17:55:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/04/23/t-pisode-388-dating-apps-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/t-pisode-388.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 388</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if this guy met Jenny on Bumble or on OkCupid?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-22T22:01:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/04/16/t-pisode-387-the-happiness-method-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/t-pisode-387.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 387</image:title><image:caption>At this point in my life if I stop arguing with you out of love that means our relationship isn’t what it used to be and even though it pains me, I WILL sunset our relationship. See what I did there? Yeah, you did.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-16T16:48:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/04/09/t-pisode-386-fuck-cancer-2-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/t-pisode-386.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 386</image:title><image:caption>I took this photo on a very typical walk home for me after visiting my mother the first day of her latest cancer operation and I felt totally lost on that walk…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-25T04:29:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/04/02/t-pisode-385-burial-words-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/t-pisode-385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 385</image:title><image:caption>There are plenty of flowers I can pick walking around Boston to place on your tombstone so don’t fucking tempt me! I’m kidding!!! Not really…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-25T04:23:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/03/26/t-pisode-384-grown-man-shit-sports-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/t-pisode-384.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 384</image:title><image:caption>I took this photo at one of the thousand games I’ve been to in Fenway Park and chose to make it black &amp; white to capture a moment in time that could never be dated.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-18T22:01:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/03/19/t-pisode-383-grown-man-shit-traveling-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/t-pisode-383.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 383</image:title><image:caption>This photo wasn’t taken on any of my worldly travels but I will put the amazing skies of my Boston Fenway neighborhood up against any other city’s sky on this planet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-18T21:50:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/02/12/t-pisode-382-t-does-wrestling-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/t-pisode-382.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 382</image:title><image:caption>I thought about using a pic from the WWE event I went to but figured this blood moon pic had more blood in it than “PG” rated wrestling does now. See what I did there?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-29T04:54:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/02/05/t-pisode-381-maturing-after-30-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/t-pisode-381.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 381</image:title><image:caption>I’ve matured like crazy in so many ways recently but part of me will always act like Lil’ T on an elementary school field trip when I come to this place…Boston’s Museum of Science.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-29T04:43:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/01/29/t-pisode-380-making-peace-in-the-desert-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/t-pisode-380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 380</image:title><image:caption>This end of the strip has officially become the “ghetto” of the Las Vegas strip and it reminded me of growing up in East Boston. Not sure if that’s a bad thing?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-29T04:33:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2018/01/22/t-pisode-379-grown-man-shit-the-bachelor-party-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/t-pisode-379.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 379</image:title><image:caption>A photo taken from an actual bachelor party I attended recently. Notice the blatant ambiguity of it? Exactly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-22T02:46:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/12/18/t-pisode-378-festivus-9-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/t-pisode-378.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 378</image:title><image:caption>After the 2017 I just had, there isn’t a better holiday or a better final 2017 T-pisode to end the year on.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-18T18:03:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/12/11/t-pisode-377-the-40th-letdown-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/t-pisode-377.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 377</image:title><image:caption>My 40th birthday was sort of a letdown for so many reasons, unlike this East Boston sunset…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-10T06:59:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/12/04/t-pisode-376-city-home-improvement-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/t-pisode-376.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 376</image:title><image:caption>City life gives me the opportunity to take pics like this on my walk home everyday but I still don’t know shit about how to fix a single fucking thing that breaks in my home without breaking even more shit on the road to that fix. True story.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-04T01:52:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/11/27/t-pisode-375-grown-man-shit-the-series-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/t-pisode-375.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 375</image:title><image:caption>A new dawn rises for T-blawg... See what I did there??? Yeah, you did.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-27T05:15:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/11/20/t-pisode-374-the-nutso-factor-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/t-pisode-374.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 374</image:title><image:caption>If she’s good looking on the outside but still comes off moody and gloomy as fuck on the inside without warning…almost like this picture…run fella. And don’t stop running.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-20T03:30:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/11/13/t-pisode-373-t-does-vegasagain-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/t-pisode-373.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 373</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-14T01:32:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/11/06/t-pisode-372-millennial-gap-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/t-pisode-372.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 372</image:title><image:caption>I now cross the fucking street whenever I see an attractive, single, millennial girl coming towards me. Fuck that!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-06T18:16:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/10/23/t-pisode-370-breakup-feels-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/t-pisode-370.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 370</image:title><image:caption>This is an accurate fucking depiction of how things look from your perspective when you’re deep in lonely breakup hell yo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-23T15:35:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/10/30/t-pisode-371-the-5050-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/t-pisode-371.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 371</image:title><image:caption>I didn’t COMPROMISE on this shot because I had this FEELING it would be amazing. See what I did there? No? Well read below! Shit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-15T02:41:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/10/16/t-pisode-369-my-milestone-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/t-pisode-369.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 369</image:title><image:caption>I have thought about “sunsetting” the Patriots Day/Red Sox/Marathon Monday tradition in the past but after the 2013 bombings I promised myself I would keep the tradition going until the day I die.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-15T02:33:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/10/09/t-pisode-368-dating-opposite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/t-pisode-368.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 368</image:title><image:caption>This is the Pru reflected in some “dirty water” in Boston’s Back Bay Fens. Is it the opposite of the real thing? I don’t know. I guess I was trying to go for a George Costanza move here... Because salmon swims against the current!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-10T00:30:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/09/25/t-pisode-1-92517-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/t-pisode-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode -1</image:title><image:caption>Some of the things I like? Writing, Patriots football, America, Boston sunsets like this and Presidents that don’t tweet stupid shit like assholes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-26T02:18:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/09/18/t-pisode-367-aging-healthy-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/t-pisode-367.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 367</image:title><image:caption>Your age goes up and your health declines. That’s just the way it is. It’s science, people.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-04T23:05:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/09/04/t-pisode-366-t-does-soccer-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/t-pisode-366.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 366</image:title><image:caption>I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this pic. Actually, I had no idea what was going on the entire fucking soccer game. Seriously.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-04T22:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/08/28/t-pisode-365-after-the-breakup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/t-pisode-365.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 365</image:title><image:caption>Fenway and Fenway Park are mine. You have to stay away from everything in my hood after the breakup. Sorry, thems is the rules honey.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-28T17:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/08/21/t-pisode-364-four-decades-of-dominance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/t-pisode-364.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 364</image:title><image:caption>The T-blawg Pose at 40 years old… Same hat… Older face… Still just a man trying to improve doing things HIS way.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-21T23:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/08/14/t-pisode-363-the-famous-nameless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/t-pisode-363.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 363</image:title><image:caption>Each of the women on this list is like a delicate, beautiful, rare flower…LOLzzzz!!! No they’re not!!! Well, some are...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-14T18:02:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/08/07/t-pisode-362-ts-travel-top-40/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/t-pisode-362.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #362</image:title><image:caption>Said it before, I’ll say it again… Been all over this big, beautiful planet and there is NO place like home. There is no place like BOSTON.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-07T16:53:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/07/31/t-pisode-361-the-hotcold-switch-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/t-pisode-361.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #361</image:title><image:caption>I don’t really have a caption for this pic that goes with this T-pisode. I just took a whole lot of friggin’ flower pics this past spring and I wanted to use them. Sue me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-01T01:50:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/07/24/t-pisode-360-no-excuse-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/t-pisode-360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #360</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-24T16:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/07/17/t-pisode-359-treating-bad-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/t-pisode-359.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #359</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes dating is a lot like the hustle &amp; bustle of trying to get an errand or two done in the middle of a workday…rushed and painful as shit!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-18T01:33:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/07/10/t-pisode-358-nobodys-perfect-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/t-pisode-358.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #358</image:title><image:caption>I’m not saying this flower pic is perfect… I AM saying it’s pretty damn close though. LOLz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-11T00:33:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/07/08/as-i-get-ready-to-enter-the-4040-club/</loc><lastmod>2017-07-09T01:32:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/07/08/saturdays-are-for-the-boys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_2395.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2395</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-09T01:31:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/07/03/t-pisode-357-my-muses-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/t-pisode-357.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 357</image:title><image:caption>It’s been my experience that a great woman is like a great museum…beautiful both inside and out and inspires the fucking shit out of you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-03T15:03:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/06/26/t-pisode-356-perfect-dating-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/t-pisode-356.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 356</image:title><image:caption>Perfect dates and perfect sunset pics are two things I do really, really well, ladies. You want some of this now?!?! Yeah…you do. Well get in line! LOLzzz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-31T01:48:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/06/19/t-pisode-355-meal-prep-life-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/t-pisode-355.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 355</image:title><image:caption>These ducks in Boston’s Fens are basically little, walking, quacking, uncooked, protein meals if you think about it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-31T01:36:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/06/12/t-pisode-354-sick-guy-2-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/t-pisode-354.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 354</image:title><image:caption>I tried really hard to find a pic that made me think of sickness and I couldn’t. But this pic is pretty sick bro!!! See what I did there??? Yeah…you did.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-31T01:24:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/06/05/t-pisode-353-uncle-t-iii-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/t-pisode-353.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 353</image:title><image:caption>My nephew will walk through life knowing that the GOAT of uncles has given him the gifts of womanly knowledge, the art of telling a good joke and how to rock a hat &amp; beard combo like no other!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-31T01:13:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/05/29/t-pisode-352-a-mans-life-beyond-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/t-pisode-352.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 352</image:title><image:caption>At this point in life every man should feel like the fucking GOAT. Das it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-29T14:18:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/05/22/t-pisode-351-a-mans-life-thirties-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/t-pisode-351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 351</image:title><image:caption>Just like chess, this is when a man makes all his moves when he hits his 30s.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-22T16:34:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/05/15/t-pisode-350-a-mans-life-twenties-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/t-pisode-350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 350</image:title><image:caption>A man in his twenties is still extremely stupid but the mistakes start to happen less and his outlook starts to become clear.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-15T00:06:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/05/08/t-pisode-349-a-mans-life-teens-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/t-pisode-349.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 349</image:title><image:caption>When a boy becomes a teenager everything that he once knew flips and goes dark when puberty, teenage girls and awkwardness kick in.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-07T01:43:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/05/01/t-pisode-348-a-mans-life-childhood-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/t-pisode-348.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 348</image:title><image:caption>Everything is so new, colorful and fun when you’re a little boy first discovering the world on your own.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-07T01:19:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/04/24/t-pisode-347-the-step-up-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/t-pisode-347.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 347</image:title><image:caption>This is my Fenway neighborhood in Boston. I have watched this neighborhood both literally &amp; figuratively “step-up” in all forms over the last 7 years. This “hood” has gone from “ballpark college town” to one of the hottest &amp; trendiest places to live in all of Boston and I love it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-24T16:21:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/04/17/t-pisode-346-staying-cool-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/t-pisode-346.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 346</image:title><image:caption>A lot of people love running through this fountain in Boston to stay cool in the summer. It’s crazy. It’s one thing for kids to do it but I have seen a lot of adults run through it fully clothed. I have also seen several people shower in it using soap &amp; shampoo too. I will never get THOSE images out of my head. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-02T22:25:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/04/10/t-pisode-345-overrated-or-underpaid-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/t-pisode-345.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 345</image:title><image:caption>A lot of people…Bostonians included…take pics of this statue. Some think its Paul Revere. Those people are stupid because it clearly says George Washington on the damn thing. Some people also think this is one of the most overrated “things” to take a pic of in Boston. Well…here’s MY pic of this overrated thing that is definitely not Paul Revere. LOLz. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-02T22:15:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/04/03/t-pisode-344-corporate-life-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/t-pisode-344.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 344</image:title><image:caption>This isn’t my office building. But I thought it looked like a cool building to work in when I took the pic. I was also drunk when I took the pic so there’s that…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-02T21:44:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/03/27/t-pisode-343-separation-phase/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/t-pisode-343.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 343</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes you have to veer off in another direction when it comes to people you’ve been riding with. That’s how it goes sometime.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-27T02:13:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/03/20/t-pisode-342-the-recap-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/t-pisode-342.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 342</image:title><image:caption>Things are looking up. It’s sometimes cloudy but things are always looking up for me now. Get it?! Yeah…you do. I’m back.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-20T00:55:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/01/30/doesnt-feel-write-not-a-typo/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-31T03:56:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/01/23/t-pisode-341-grown-men-reunion-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/t-pisode-341.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t-pisode 341</image:title><image:caption>There’s no better perspective than the one you get from being around friends who knew you then and still know you now. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-22T03:38:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/01/16/t-pisode-340-no-lie-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/t-pisode-340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t-pisode 340</image:title><image:caption>Imagine being so honest in a world that is so ass backwards at times. That’s me. That’s T.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-17T02:04:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/01/09/t-pisode-339-ts-keys-to-success-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/t-pisode-339.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t-pisode 339</image:title><image:caption>I got the geese! Geese! Geese! I got the geese! Geese! Geese! Get it??? LOLzzzzz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T03:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2017/01/02/t-pisode-338-t-reviews-patriots-day-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/t-pisode-338.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t-pisode 338</image:title><image:caption>I think a sunset shot of the American flag atop the Landmark Center in my Boston neighborhood of Fenway where I saw the movie makes for a pretty good featured pic in this review and the first T-pisode of 2017!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-03T03:00:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/12/26/t-pisode-337-more-less-of-in-2017-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/t-pisode-337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t-pisode 337</image:title><image:caption>No looking back from here. Only forward.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-26T02:11:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/12/19/t-pisode-336-festivus-8-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/t-pisode-336.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t-pisode 336</image:title><image:caption>A Festivus meme that mashes up two of my all time favorite shows??? Best…Festivus…EVER.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-19T02:39:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/12/12/t-pisode-335-lets-make-america-t-again-part-5-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/t-pisode-335.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 335</image:title><image:caption>Unlike the other pics in the T-pisodes from this series, this one is not from my visit to Washington D.C. Instead it is from my second home, Gillette Stadium. Home of the greatest football team to ever play the damn game!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-12T17:49:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/12/05/t-pisode-334-lets-make-america-t-again-part-4-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/t-pisode-334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 334</image:title><image:caption>I really wanted to get closer to the Washington Monument to take a bunch of pics but the woman I was with at the time got very upset over walking around and doing touristy things on vacations so you just have to enjoy this single one. I am so sorry but now you know how I felt. LOLz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-05T03:16:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/11/28/t-pisode-333-lets-make-america-t-again-part-3-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/t-pisode-333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 333</image:title><image:caption>Whether it’s Obama or Trump, one of them should invite me over soon for a Patriots game and I’ll drop mad knowledge on their ass over some whiskey &amp; gingers and some good football watching. Just saying.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-28T03:06:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/11/21/t-pisode-332-lets-make-america-t-again-part-2-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/t-pisode-332.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 332</image:title><image:caption>Honest Abe? Honest T? Honesty. See what I did there? Oh yeah you did. Read below for some real honest shit. You’ve been warned.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-22T03:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/11/14/t-pisode-331-lets-make-america-t-again-part-1tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/t-pisode-331.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 331</image:title><image:caption>This is the only pic I have of the Capitol building from my visit to D.C. a couple years back. Please pretend the crane setting up the stage isn’t there and be like “Yo, T took a mad Jon Blaze shot of the Capitol son!” Ok? Thaaanks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-15T02:28:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/11/07/t-pisode-330-t-does-london-paris-in-3-paragraphsagain-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/t-pisode-330.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t-pisode 330 tblawg</image:title><image:caption>The first international T-blawg “repeat” Pose in T-blawg history. And I’m extremely fucking proud of that.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-31T01:42:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/10/31/t-pisode-329-halloween-sixteen-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/t-pisode-329.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 329 tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I don’t know if this pic is actually spooky, but I think it is one of the spookiest pics I have taken so I’m going to consider it my “Halloween Pic” to complement this T-pisode. You all will just need to accept that like I did, ok?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-31T01:28:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/10/24/t-pisode-328-the-block-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/t-pisode-328.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 328 tblawg</image:title><image:caption>This is close to the scene of the crime where I put “The Block” into actual play just this past summer. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-24T01:14:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/10/17/2016-bye-week-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/bye-week.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bye-week t-blawg</image:title><image:caption>F*ck Cancer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-17T20:49:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/10/10/t-pisode-327-an-alpha-male-needs-an-alpha-female-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/t-pisode-327.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t-pisode-327</image:title><image:caption>The sun is the center of our universe and the most dominant star in the sky. I’m also a Leo and all those things that come along with being a Leo. I’m an alpha male. I finally realize now that I need an alpha female.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-09T00:53:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/10/03/t-pisode-326-the-rollercoaster-theory-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/t-pisode-326.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-Pisode 326</image:title><image:caption>The Zakim Bridge in Boston is the closest thing I have to a rollercoaster pic, people. Sorry. I’m still banned from most amusement parks from my teenage years.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-03T01:24:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/09/26/t-pisode-325-chasing-the-dragon-2-never-chase-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/t-pisode-325.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 325</image:title><image:caption>I have yet to take a pic of a dragon. I swear I will get one someday. But in the meantime, I think this pic fits this T-pisode because the windows look like they are on fire. Dragons breathe fire. Get it? Ahhh, forget it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-26T04:18:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/09/19/t-pisode-324-dating-t-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/t-pisode-324.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 324</image:title><image:caption>I promise you this, if you date me you can have any dessert you like but I’ll be getting a port. Preferably a 20 to 30 year tawny. *Pic shown from an actual date. LOLzzzzz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-20T02:09:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/09/12/911-15-years-later-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-08T23:59:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/09/13/my-september-11th-2001-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/boston-blue-sky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boston on that day</image:title><image:caption>Boston on that day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-08T23:49:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/09/05/t-pisode-323-return-to-grown-man-shit-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/t-pisode-323.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 323</image:title><image:caption>Fuck yo cigar collection! LOLzzz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-06T00:13:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/08/29/t-pisode-322-one-hell-of-a-woman-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/t-pisode-322.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 322</image:title><image:caption>Only person in T-blawg’s almost 7-year history to do the “T-blawg Pose” without the traditional style baseball hat and tip of the brim salute! Yeah…she special.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-29T02:24:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/08/22/t-pisode-321-the-birthday-t-pisode-vii-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_3663.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 321</image:title><image:caption>The sun is setting over Fenway and on one hell of a decade long run. 365 days until a new decade of dominance begins baby...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-22T02:51:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/07/25/summer-break-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-24T21:27:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/07/18/t-pisode-320-wtf-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/t-pisode-320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 320</image:title><image:caption>This is the last pic I took before all the fucking insanity was unleashed into the world and flipped it upside down.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-17T13:53:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/07/11/t-pisode-319-keys-to-happiness-part-5-always-smile-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/t-pisode-319.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 319</image:title><image:caption>I walk by the Swan Boats and think of my childhood trips into the city. Then I walk by the bench my grandfather used to sit on in the Boston Common when he took me into the city. Both make me smile. Good and bad smiles.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-27T01:50:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/07/04/t-pisode-318-keys-to-happiness-part-4-fck-normal-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/t-pisode-318.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 318</image:title><image:caption>I still live in the city because living in the city and seeing sunsets over the CITGO sign near Fenway Park make me happy. And you don't get to see this in the suburbs everyday.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-27T01:41:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/06/27/t-pisode-317-keys-to-happiness-part-3-no-drama-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/t-pisode-317.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 317</image:title><image:caption>Memes make me laugh. Boston’s Museum of Science is one of my favorite places on this planet. Taking pics for Instagram entertains me. And I AVOID drama as much as possible. This pic combines a few of my favorite things that make T happy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-20T02:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/06/20/t-pisode-316-keys-to-happiness-part-2-small-circle-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/t-pisode-316.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 316</image:title><image:caption>Meet people. Make friends. See the world. Get to know yourself. But keep your circle tight. Your closest will always make you the happiest.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-20T02:01:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/06/13/t-pisode-315-keys-to-happiness-part-1-do-you-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/t-pisode-315.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 315</image:title><image:caption>We all know what makes us happy so stay the course, do more of it and just keep doing you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-14T00:41:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/06/06/t-pisode-314-75-minutes-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/t-pisode-314.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 314</image:title><image:caption>Temporary blindness was the much needed disconnect and moment of tranquility I never really allow for myself. And that realization scared the hell out of me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-06T01:28:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/05/30/t-pisode-313-t-does-memorial-day-weekend-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/t-pisode-313.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 313</image:title><image:caption>Just like Honest Abe, I tell no lies. And I’ll always smile when people don’t believe that statement. Oh well.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-30T20:20:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/05/23/t-pisode-312-hella-options-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/t-pisode-312.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 312</image:title><image:caption>I chose this pic for certain reasons…If you go to my Instagram…ahem…@tblawg…you will see a variety of takes on this shot. What am I getting at??? It shows that some of us have SEVERAL options when others don’t have many options at all. And a truly successful man always has options, baby. Read below and see, ok?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-24T03:12:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/05/16/t-pisode-311-not-your-cup-of-teapun-intended-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/t-pisode-311.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 311</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes you can’t even see the storm coming. All you can do is batten down the hatches when it hits and pray you come out the other side heading in the right direction.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-13T02:22:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/05/09/t-pisode-310-social-media-just-not-into-you-signs-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/t-pisode-310.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 310</image:title><image:caption>Having clarity instead of sending mixed signals and not letting the person you’re dating misinterpret things is….wait for itttttt…paramount. Damn, I’m getting good at this!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-08T07:01:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/05/02/t-pisode-309-the-6040-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/t-pisode-309.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 309</image:title><image:caption>If it’s not 50/50 then the relationship is not 100. See what I did there? Yeahhh….you see.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-30T20:27:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/04/25/t-pisode-308-big-little-brother-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/t-pisode-308.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 308</image:title><image:caption>One of the few who knows who really created this whole hat low face covering internet pic taking thing and can also truly be called one of my few “day ones” for a reason. For many reasons actually.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-24T02:34:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/04/18/t-pisode-307-basically-basic-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/t-pisode-307.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 307</image:title><image:caption>These throwback lists are letting me bring back some of my favorite throwback memes! The “Toy Story Something Everywhere” meme will never be not funny to me. NEVER!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-18T01:55:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/04/11/t-pisode-306-not-gentlemanly-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/t-pisode-306.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 306</image:title><image:caption>Maybe I should start using “LQL” instead of my very sarcastic and annoying “LOLz” in posts, texts &amp; comments? NAH! LOLzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-11T02:41:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/04/04/t-pisode-305-but-its-my-time-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/t-pisode-305.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 305</image:title><image:caption>Was never a Roc boy like Jay. Was and will always be an Eastie boy though. But now I’m grown.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-05T02:45:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/03/28/t-pisode-304-ts-ten-commandments-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t-pisode-304.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 304</image:title><image:caption>I’m not saying this pic is holy or anything. I’m just saying that it is SO good it looks like Baby Jesus may have taken it. But he didn’t. I did. #blessed #waywayup</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-27T01:26:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/03/21/t-pisode-303-t-does-snapchat-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t-pisode-303.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 303</image:title><image:caption>Look… If you’re a player on one of Boston’s rival teams and you come into my city, I’m going to boo you in public and Snapchat the moment. Das it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-22T01:33:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/03/14/t-pisode-302-traditional-change-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t-pisode-302.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 302</image:title><image:caption>No lobsters were harmed during the making of this T-pisode. No, I lied. We boiled 36 of them and 35 of them were very delicious. We let one of them loose in the pool to scare the kids. THAT was fun.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-15T03:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/03/07/t-pisode-301-t-blawg-the-book-part-2-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/t-pisode-301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 301</image:title><image:caption>You have NO idea how many damn book title options popped into my head the last two years! Still leaning towards “I’m AWESOME” or possibly “You Know Damn Well Nobody Wore Their Hat Like This Until T-blawg Came On The Scene In 2009 So Stop Playing And Google It If You Don’t Believe Me, Bro. I’ll Wait.”</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-08T03:31:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/02/29/t-pisode-300-choices-stories-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/t-pisode-300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 300</image:title><image:caption>Sitting on this Boston Common bench as an old man with the love of my life on a crisp Sunday afternoon in the fall laughing and looking back on our life together would be the greatest T-pisode in the making and would say to me that I really did live a life worth living after all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-29T02:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/02/22/t-pisode-299-the-callout-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/t-pisode-299.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 299</image:title><image:caption>I used this pic because like you’re looking out from this cool Boston roof deck and like all these people are most likely social media stalking on their phones or something. Hey, it’s another cool pic I took. Just enjoy it!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-18T01:07:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/02/15/t-pisode-298-the-counteroffer-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/t-pisode-298.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 298</image:title><image:caption>Your dating intentions and overall communication should be clear. Like this close up of the water here. Then the big picture should fall into place. See what I did there?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-15T20:53:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/02/08/t-pisode-297-super-bowl-valentines-day-snow-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/t-pisode-297.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 297</image:title><image:caption>This is probably my best photo on Instagram to date. Yet some people won’t feature it on other Instagram pages because of their issues with T-blawg itself. And I’m totally cool with that. I’ll always do my own thing and T-blawg the site comes before all its social media support channels. And I love not being everybody’s cup of tea…pun intended.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-09T03:02:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/02/01/t-pisode-296-life-audibles-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/t-pisode-296.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 296</image:title><image:caption>Here is Tom Brady calling an audible. Sometimes life calls an audible for you and you just have to listen. Therefore, we’re all like Tom Brady sometimes. Even those of you that hate this amazing man. LOLzzz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-01T01:40:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/01/25/t-pisode-295-soapbox-stupidity-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/t-pisode-295.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 295</image:title><image:caption>Seriously though. How do some people not realize this? And yet, they keep trying.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-24T00:47:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/01/18/t-pisode-294-filler-people-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/t-pisode-294.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 294</image:title><image:caption>This is like my only Instagram pic that has people in it! No, really. So I thought it would capture the title of this T-pisode. Kind of. I mean I’m pretty sure some of these people on Newbury St. have been filler people in their lives. We all have.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-19T02:51:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/01/11/t-pisode-293-the-7-karma-gods-of-man-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/t-pisode-293.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 293</image:title><image:caption>The start of my 2016 has inspired this T-pisode. Karma at it’s finest.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-12T03:43:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2016/01/04/t-pisode-292-year-vii-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/t-pisode-292.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 292</image:title><image:caption>Let’s use this fancy schmancy rain photo I captured in Fenway as a symbol of me washing away all my past sins committed on and because of all things T-blawg the last six years, shall we? Yeah? Ok.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-03T04:43:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/12/28/t-pisode-291-2015the-transition-year-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/t-pisode-291.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 291</image:title><image:caption>This was a banner and things continued to look up for me. This pic was also another one taken by me that blew up on social media and was featured on Boston.com. I have no problem with adding “Instagram iPhone Photographer” to my skillset. You’re never too old to learn, grow or develop. Never.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-28T18:12:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/12/21/t-pisode-290-festivus-7-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/t-pisode-290.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 290</image:title><image:caption>Proud to say I’ve never been to a stupid ugly sweater party. I just don’t get them. But if I ever did go, I’d rock the shit out of this sweater.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-21T02:04:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/12/14/t-pisode-289-more-nice-than-naughty-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/t-pisode-289.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 289</image:title><image:caption>I haven’t used the “Most Interesting Man In The World” meme in a while and thought this would be a NICE opportunity to use it again. See what I did there? Nice? Get it??? Forget it. This is why being naughty is more fun.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-15T02:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/12/07/t-pisode-288-to-meme-or-not-to-meme-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/t-pisode-288.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 288</image:title><image:caption>If it’s funny &amp; offensive post it. I’ll like and share that shit. If it’s corny as shit or if you’re in a stupid “meme battle” then take a minute to think before posting it for fuck’s sake!!! But that’s none of my business…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-05T23:51:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/11/30/t-pisode-287-6-years-of-t-blawg-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/t-pisode-287.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 287</image:title><image:caption>There is only one Jordan. There is only one T. Didn’t invent the game, just the best to ever do it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-01T02:59:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/11/23/t-pisode-286-kidney-stoned-ii-the-fcking-sequel-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/t-pisode-286.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 286</image:title><image:caption>It takes a lot of drugs to pass a kidney stone the first time. Double that to pass one the second time. Shit is not fun!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-23T02:10:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/11/16/t-pisode-285-bostons-most-hottest-kinda-famous-women-3-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/t-pisode-285.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 285</image:title><image:caption>I think this T-blawg Pose pic is one hell of a way to close out the “Boston’s Most Hottest &amp; Kinda Famous Women” trilogy, don’t you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-17T02:42:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/11/09/t-pisode-284-day-off-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/t-pisode-284.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 284</image:title><image:caption>I didn’t take this pic today on my day off. I did take a pic at Wahlburger’s today though. It’s on my Instagram. https://instagram.com/p/94MhQIKCVP/ It smells like cheeseburgers. LOLzzzzz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-10T02:28:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/27/t-pisode-142-bostons-most-hottest-kinda-famous-women-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bostons-hottest-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lisa is as cool as she is beautiful.</image:title><image:caption>Lisa is as cool as she is beautiful.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-03T02:11:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/11/02/t-pisode-283-nesting-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/t-pisode-283.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 283</image:title><image:caption>I couldn’t find a funny nesting meme. I also couldn’t find a “bird nest” pic in any of my amazing @tblawg Instagram pics. You believe that shit??? So here’s a pic of a tree that thinks it’s an arch instead. Deal with it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-03T01:56:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/10/26/t-pisode-282-the-world-you-know-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/t-pisode-282.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 282</image:title><image:caption>It’s crazy how a street can have so many ties to my life. This one has a lot of college and recent memories for me. Boston can be such a small city sometimes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-27T01:11:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/10/19/t-pisode-281-t-does-greece-in-3-paragraphs-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/t-pisode-281.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 281</image:title><image:caption>The T-blawg Pose has officially been pulled off by me in 8 countries, 20 states, 5 seas, 4 islands and over 150,000 air miles…and counting. Not bad for a Boston kid.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-20T01:43:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/10/12/t-pisode-280-goals-vs-goals-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/t-pisode-280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 280</image:title><image:caption>#goals…#squadgoals…#relationshipgoals…#vacationgoals…#gymgoals…Memes…It’s lit…Who did this?!...Vines…Snaps…hashtags…Instagram…emojis…Kylie Jenner selfies…Drake lyrics…Pizza is life…HUH??? This shit SHOULD NOT determine your real life goals. Are you fucking stupid or what? LOLzzzz</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-10T15:45:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/10/05/t-pisode-279-fck-cancer-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/t-pisode-279.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 279</image:title><image:caption>No caption needed for this one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-05T01:03:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/09/28/t-pisode-278-boston-winter-strong-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/t-pisode-278.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 278</image:title><image:caption>Don’t ever question the toughness of a Bostonian. THIS is how we roll in winter. ALL fucking winter that is.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-28T22:44:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/09/21/t-pisode-277-aged-dating-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/t-pisode-277.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 277</image:title><image:caption>This part of Boston is symbolic to me. I snap a pic whenever I can. In my mind it’s the place where I drive into my present from my past every time I cross the Tobin Bridge back into Boston. Deep, I know.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-21T03:17:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/09/16/never-be-content-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-17T01:00:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/09/14/t-pisode-276-hategate-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/t-pisode-276.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 276</image:title><image:caption>Stop hating Tom Brady. Stop hating Bill Belichick. Stop hating the Patriots. Instead, hate Roger Goodell for what he has done to the NFL. Hate your shitty football team for not being able to beat the Patriots. Hate your team for whining more than winning. For all their excuses instead of having accountability for their shortcomings. And hate your fucking self if you are a hater in general. Enough.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-13T19:02:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/09/07/t-pisode-275-grown-man-shit-2-self-worth-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/t-pisode-275.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 275</image:title><image:caption>Too many men are concerned about the other guy. Be more concerned about yourself and the other guy will start to be concerned about you. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-07T20:39:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/08/31/t-pisode-274-fck-yo-meal-prep-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/t-pisode-274.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 274</image:title><image:caption>16 weeks of meals prepared specifically for me! Thug life!!! Healthy thug life…but still…thug life. I’ll never stop using thug life. Deal with it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-30T18:06:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/08/24/t-pisode-273-my-birthday-week-2015-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/t-pisode-273.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 273</image:title><image:caption>Your birthday is a great way to gauge where you stand with people. (*This pic was featured on boston.com’s weather page last week by the way. It also was a great gauge for me!)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-24T04:33:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/08/18/ill-let-jay-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-18T23:38:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/08/17/t-pisode-272-a-crazy-you-can-handle-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/t-pisode-272.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 272</image:title><image:caption>I seriously lost count many years ago of how many times I’ve said this while making this face. No, for real.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-17T02:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/08/10/t-pisode-271-beard-bandwagon-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/t-pisode-271.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 271</image:title><image:caption>Ohhhhh….so NOW beards, tattoos and tucking your hats low covering half your face in pics are COOL??? Well then… YOU’RE FUCKING WEEEELLLLLCCCOOOMMMMEEEEE!!!!! T-blawg.com. Established 2009. Bitches.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-23T00:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/08/03/t-pisode-270-the-comfort-food-list-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/t-pisode-270.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 270</image:title><image:caption>T-blawg is not only my site but it is also my brand. My online identity. That realization hit me hard during my time off from here. So I needed to get back at it. And I missed all this fucking fun living life under the hat!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-23T00:28:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/07/27/t-pisode-269-the-person-after-you-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/t-pisode-269.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 269</image:title><image:caption>People missed the memes on here so I figured this would be the perfect T-pisode to bring the memes back because this is the reaction we all have once we find out who our exes are dating after us, right??? Whatever. I love the “Jay-Z NO WAY” face!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-23T00:16:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/07/20/t-pisode-268-do-it-for-the-gram-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/t-pisode-268.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 268</image:title><image:caption>This was one of the dozen or so pics that changed my Instagram forever because it was featured all over the place. But fuck it, I’m still doing T-blawg Poses on the ‘gram. Cause thug life son. THUG LIFE!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-19T18:21:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/07/13/t-pisode-267-text-unmessaging-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/t-pisode-267.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 267</image:title><image:caption>I snapped this pic the night the Patriots won the Superbowl and texted it to your mother. *peach emoji *eggplant emoji LOLzzzzzzzzz. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-13T19:07:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/07/06/t-pisode-266-the-check-in-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/t-pisode-266.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 266</image:title><image:caption>Every time I walk by this place I like to pretend I’m He-Man about to enter Castle Grayskull to beat the shit out of Skeletor or something. Don’t judge!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-03T18:42:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/06/29/t-pisode-265-life-inventory-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/t-pisode-265.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 265</image:title><image:caption>After I did my “life inventory” things were looking up! See what I did there? With this photo?? Looking up??? GET IT?! This shit was so much easier when I used memes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-30T02:09:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/06/22/t-pisode-264-the-decision-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/t-pisode-264.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 264</image:title><image:caption>This was when Winter finally hit Boston. And she hit us hard as shit baby. So hard that my damn Instagram changed forever too. I’ll tell THAT story! So many stories!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-22T02:22:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/06/18/wouldwife-willa-holland-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/wouldwife-willa-holland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Willa Holland</image:title><image:caption>Willa Holland. The only reason to watch Arrow.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-19T00:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/06/15/t-pisode-263-non-dating-dating-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/t-pisode-263.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 263</image:title><image:caption>I put the “T” in dating if you know what I mean. Wait, what?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-02T00:58:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/06/08/t-pisode-262-making-a-statement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/t-pisode-262.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 262</image:title><image:caption>Here's a statement... It was cold as SHIT in Boston when I took this pic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-07T22:04:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/06/01/t-pisode-261-allow-me-to-reintroduce-myself-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/t-pisode-261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode 261</image:title><image:caption>"I can't leave rap…ehhhh T-blawg alone, the game needs me." – Jay-Z...um me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-02T22:29:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/05/25/next-week-the-return-with-t-pisode-261/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-08T01:49:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/05/18/soon-8/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-08T01:45:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/05/11/soon-7/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-08T01:41:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/05/04/soon-6/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-08T01:39:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/04/27/soon-5/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-08T01:36:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/04/20/soon-4/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-08T01:34:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/04/13/soon-3/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-08T01:30:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2015/04/06/soon-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-05T02:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/11/27/a-t-blawg-pose-for-the-record-books-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/last-t-blawg-pose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Last T-blawg Pose</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-28T02:53:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/12/01/t-pisode-260-until-next-time-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/t-pisode-260-until-next-time-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #260 Until next time T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>One...last...T-blawg Pose for the road. Damn, I'm going to miss doing this so much.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T23:44:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/11/24/t-pisode-259-festivus-6-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/t-pisode-259-festivus-6-tblawg.png</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #259 Festivus 6 tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I enjoyed airing my grievances here on T-blawg more than Frank Costanza. I enjoy vintage angry T as much as you all do.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T21:00:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/11/20/the-final-wouldwife-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Arianny Celeste T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wouldwife-olivia-munn-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Munn T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Munn</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wouldwife-amber-heard-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Amber Heard T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Amber Heard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wouldwife-kate-upton-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Kate Upton T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Kate Upton</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wouldwife-minka-kelly-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Minka Kelly T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Minka Kelly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wouldwife-brittney-palmer-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Brittney Palmer T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Brittney Palmer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wouldwife-olivia-wilde-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Wilde T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Wilde</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wouldwife-scarlett-johansson-t-blawg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Scarlett Johansson T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Scarlett Johansson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wouldwife-alison-brie-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Alison Brie T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Alison Brie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wouldwife-adriana-lima-t-blawg-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Adriana Lima T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Adriana Lima </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-21T02:55:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/11/17/t-pisode-258-t-does-barcelona-in-3-paragraphs-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/t-pisode-258-t-does-barcelona-in-3-paragraphs-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #258 T Does Barcelona in 3 Paragraphs tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Will always be internationally known on the microphone. Or on the internet. But that doesn't rhyme.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-18T00:14:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/11/05/the-t-blawg-anthems-for-5-years-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-06T02:45:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/11/10/t-pisode-257-bro-code-chapter-18-bro-grown-man-shit-code-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/t-pisode-257-bro-grown-man-shit-code-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #257 Bro Grown Man Shit Code tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I had to write 18 Bro Code chapters and 257 T-pisodes in 5 years to finally grow up. This is me now. And I'm proud of it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-06T02:25:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/11/03/t-pisode-256-boston-best-city-evah-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/t-pisode-256-boston-best-city-evah-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #256 Boston Best City Evah tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I took this pic of my beautiful city. Been told I've been upping my 'gram game. Follow along on Instagram if you like @tblawg.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-01T19:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/10/27/t-pisode-255-what-t-blawg-taught-me-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/t-pisode-255-what-t-blawg-taught-me-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #255 What T-blawg Taught Me tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Buzz &amp; Woody were the only two Disney characters to follow Bro Code. For the record. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-28T00:45:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/10/23/for-all-the-t-blawg-groupies-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-23T23:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/10/20/t-pisode-254-separating-from-the-pack-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/t-pisode-254-separating-from-the-pack-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #254 Separating From The Pack tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I do this about twice a month. What can I say? I'm a rebel ladies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-20T23:48:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/10/16/not-december-4th-but-december-1st-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/t-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pic</image:title><image:caption>The end is near</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-16T23:36:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/10/13/t-pisode-253-monday-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/t-pisode-253-monday-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #253 Monday tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Just get the fuck out of bed and crush it. That's it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-13T22:30:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/10/06/t-pisode-252-the-a-theory-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/t-pisode-252-the-a-theory-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #252 The A Theory tblawg</image:title><image:caption>This may possibly be the only time I'll get to use a Sesame Street pic on T-blawg. And Grover is the shit by the way!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-07T00:43:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/09/29/t-pisode-251-being-a-better-man-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/t-pisode-251-being-a-better-man-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #251 Being A Better Man tblawg</image:title><image:caption>If I learned anything from this past year it is that I can always be a better man. Fellas, this goes for all of us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-29T23:18:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/09/25/a-different-take-on-the-pursuit-of-happiness-tonight-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-26T00:48:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/09/25/wouldwife-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/wouldwife-nicole-scherzinger-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Nicole Scherzinger T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Nicole Scherzinger </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-26T00:11:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/09/22/t-pisode-250-why-i-write-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/t-pisode-250-why-i-write-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #250 Why I Write tblawg</image:title><image:caption>One of my all time favorite pics. But I see a Red Sox hat, a MacBook, a Jack &amp; Ginger with lime and an expensive cigar from a European vacation. My life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-23T01:07:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/09/15/t-pisode-249-dating-happy-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/t-pisode-249-dating-happy-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #249 Dating Happy tblawg</image:title><image:caption>This chapter in MY book will be 800 times longer. At least.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-15T23:25:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/09/08/t-pisode-248-off-the-dl-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/t-pisode-248-off-the-dl-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #248 Off The DL tblawg</image:title><image:caption>The Billy Ripken “Fuck Face” error card was one of the hardest cards to find when I was a kid. Today? It has very little value. Life lesson? Sometimes the rare ones turn out to be worth shit so be careful what you invest in.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-08T23:36:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/09/02/can-i-live-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-03T01:19:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/09/01/t-pisode-247-the-chingaderos-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/t-pisode-247-the-chingaderos-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #247 The Chingaderos tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Sons of Anarchy may be ending soon but The Chingaderos will live forever holmes.
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-01T16:21:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/08/27/massive-wouldwife-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wouldwife-zoe-saldana-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Zoe Saldana T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Zoe Saldana</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wouldwife-scarlett-johansson-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Scarlett Johansson T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Scarlett Johansson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wouldwife-olivia-wilde-2-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Wilde 2 T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Wilde</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wouldwife-amber-heard-t-blawg-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Amber Heard T-blawg 3</image:title><image:caption>Amber Heard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wouldwife-adriana-lima-2-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Adriana Lima 2 T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Adriana Lima</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-27T20:04:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/08/27/ill-let-hugo-by-way-of-jay-z-take-this-one-today-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-27T19:42:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/08/25/t-pisode-246-bro-advicesocial-media-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/t-pisode-246-bro-advice-social-media-tblawg.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #246 Bro Advice Social Media tblawg</image:title><image:caption>You desperate son of a bitch. Stop it bro. Be a man!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-25T23:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/08/20/the-grown-man-social-media-change-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-21T02:06:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/08/18/t-pisode-245-this-years-birthday-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/t-pisode-245-this-year_s-birthday-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #245 This Year’s Birthday tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Why thank you Kate Upton! But I am officially too damn old for your young ass.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-18T23:33:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/08/11/t-pisode-244-for-the-ladies-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/t-pisode-244-for-the-ladies-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #244 For The Ladies tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Some say I'm a ladies man. Some say I don't know shit. Either way, I definitely know more than this guy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-12T00:42:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/08/10/ill-let-joe-budden-take-this-one-on-this-sunday-morning-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-10T15:27:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/08/04/t-pisode-243-dating-sabbatical-2-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/t-pisode-243-dating-sabbatical-2-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #243 Dating Sabbatical 2 tblawg</image:title><image:caption>You may be right angry Bill Reilly. You may be right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-04T23:51:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/31/wouldwife-amber-heard-tblawg-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wouldwife-amber-heard-t-blawg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Amber Heard T-blawg 2</image:title><image:caption>Amber Heard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-01T00:48:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/28/t-pisode-242-t-cation-2-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/t-pisode-242-t-cation-2-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #242 T-cation 2 tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Marky Mark was in town for my T-cation but he wouldn't get off the phone with Donnie and the rest of the fucking New Kids!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-29T01:01:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/27/ill-let-rocky-balboa-take-this-one-tonight-wait-what-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-27T22:40:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/23/ill-let-kanye-take-this-one-this-afternoon-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-23T19:47:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/21/t-pisode-241-ol-t-new-feelings-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/t-pisode-241-ol-t-new-feelings-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #241 Ol T, New Feelings tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Mind friggin' blown if you look at it this way!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-22T01:42:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/14/t-pisode-240-happy-birthday-ma-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/t-pisode-240-happy-birthday-ma-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #240 Happy Birthday Ma tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Tens of thousands have done this in the last 5 years but this is by far my favorite T-blawg Pose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-14T23:34:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/12/they-gonna-love-me-for-my-ambition-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-12T20:09:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/10/ill-let-rick-ross-take-this-one-tonight-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-11T02:19:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/07/t-pisode-239-separating-t-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/t-pisode-239-separating-t-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #239 Separating T tblawg</image:title><image:caption>This hat has represented a big part of my life and I'm proud of that. But my life is way more than that.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-08T00:45:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/04/ill-let-jay-z-himself-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-05T00:36:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/04/a-happy-july-4th-wouldwife-arianny-celeste-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Arianny Celeste T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-05T00:25:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/07/03/forever-young-in-gillette-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-03T21:25:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/30/t-pisode-238-starsky-hutch-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/t-pisode-238-starsky-and-hutch-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #238 Starsky and Hutch tblawg</image:title><image:caption>The man himself in front of his crucifix collection from around the world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T00:29:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/28/ill-let-fab-ne-yo-take-this-one/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-28T15:35:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/28/wouldwife-olivia-munn-tblawg-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wouldwife-olivia-munn-3-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Munn 3 T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Munn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-28T15:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/25/time-to-smile-again-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-26T01:55:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/23/t-pisode-237-shit-happens-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/t-pisode-237-shit-happens-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #237 Shit Happens tblawg</image:title><image:caption>You're damn right Forrest.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-24T01:21:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/22/actually-ill-let-sinatra-take-this-one-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-23T02:19:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/22/ill-let-jay-z-take-this-one-tonight-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-23T01:27:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/20/ill-let-50-take-this-one-tonight-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-21T03:40:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/20/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-tblawg-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Arianny Celeste T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-21T03:24:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/18/ill-let-old-school-john-legend-take-this-one-tonight-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-19T01:39:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/17/uh-ohhhh-guess-who-is-almost-all-healed-up-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-18T02:18:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/16/t-pisode-236-the-italy-effect-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/t-pisode-236-the-italy-effect-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #236 The Italy Effect tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I took the greatest pic of the Trevi Fountain ever! then I came home and saw that some random Italian broad photobombed my shit!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-16T23:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/14/ill-let-mase-take-this-one-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-14T19:53:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/09/t-pisode-235-june-9th-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/t-pisode-235-june-9th.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #235 June 9th</image:title><image:caption>-Gatsby</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-09T15:27:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/08/im-gonna-let-kanye-take-this-one-and-then-im-fucking-done-with-this/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-08T17:37:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/04/ill-let-keith-sweat-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-05T03:02:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/06/02/t-pisode-234-t-redefines-sunday-funday-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/t-pisode-234-t-does-redefines-sunday-funday-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #234 T Does Redefines Sunday Funday tblawg</image:title><image:caption>T has been putting the F-U into Sunday Funday for years!!! Wait, what?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-03T00:52:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/05/26/t-pisode-233-history-of-ts-new-years-eves-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/t-pisode-233-the-history-of-ts-new-years-eve-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #233 The History of T's New Year's Eve tblawg</image:title><image:caption>"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-27T00:07:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/05/19/t-pisode-232-second-time-around-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/t-pisode-232-second-time-around-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #232 Second Time Around tblawg</image:title><image:caption>T cannot cosign this enough</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-20T14:49:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/05/17/wouldwife-brittney-palmer-tblawg-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wouldwife-brittney-palmer-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Brittney Palmer T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Brittney Palmer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-17T19:53:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/05/15/wouldwife-adriana-lima-tblawg-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wouldwife-adriana-lima-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Adriana Lima T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Adriana Lima</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-16T03:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/05/12/t-pisode-231-bro-code-chapter-17-bro-movie-code-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/t-pisode-231-bro-movie-code-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #231 Bro Movie Code tblawg</image:title><image:caption>How the fuck Rocky beat this guy I'll never know. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-13T01:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/05/11/ill-let-jay-and-bey-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-11T23:08:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/05/10/wouldwife-olivia-munn-tblawg-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wouldwife-olivia-munn-t-blawg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Munn T-blawg 2</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Munn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-10T19:38:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/05/09/ill-let-cassidy-jay-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-10T03:15:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/05/09/wouldwife-alexandra-daddario-tblawg-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wouldwife-alexandra-daddario-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Alexandra Daddario T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Alexandra Daddario</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-10T03:09:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/05/05/t-pisode-230-blind-date-2-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/t-pisode-230-blind-date-2-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #230 Blind Date 2 tblawg</image:title><image:caption>This is an underrated comedy classic. Kind of like T-blawg.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-05T23:27:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/05/02/wouldwife-olivia-wilde-tblawg-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wouldwife-olivia-wilde-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Wilde T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Wilde</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-03T01:31:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/28/t-pisode-229-signature-scent-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/t-pisode-229-signature-scent-tblawg.png</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #229 Signature Scent tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I pity the fool who didn't shower in Drakkar before a middle school dance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-29T00:01:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/27/wouldwife-amber-heard-tblawg-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wouldwife-amber-heard-t-blawg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Amber Heard T-blawg 2</image:title><image:caption>Amber Heard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-27T22:11:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/26/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-tblawg-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Arianny Celeste T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-26T20:06:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/21/t-pisode-228-loyalty-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/t-pisode-228-loyalty-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #228 Loyalty tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I have a lot of tattoos. This is most certainly not one of mine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-21T12:49:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/19/wouldwife-camilla-belle-tblawg-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wouldwife-camilla-belle-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Camilla Belle tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Camilla Belle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-19T21:43:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/18/wouldwife-elizabeth-olsen-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wouldwife-elizabeth-olsen-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Elizabeth Olsen T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Elizabeth Olsen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-18T14:51:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/16/wouldwife-phoebe-tonkin-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wouldwife-phoebe-tonkin-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Phoebe Tonkin t-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Phoebe Tonkin</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-16T23:56:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/14/t-pisode-227-independent-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/t-pisode-227-independent-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #227 Independent tblawg</image:title><image:caption>There is such a thing as being too independent. Trust me on this one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-14T23:54:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/12/ill-let-pitbull-and-nelly-take-this-one-today-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-12T20:02:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/09/wouldwife-ashley-greene-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wouldwife-ashley-greene-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Ashley Greene T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Ashley Greene</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-10T00:27:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/07/t-pisode-226-hate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/t-pisode-226-hate-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #226 Hate tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I don't have any room for hate in my life anymore.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T00:18:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/04/02/geto-boys-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-03T02:04:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/31/t-pisode-225-love-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/t-pisode-225-love-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #225 Love tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Even though this is the first time I'm dedicating an entire T-pisode to love, something tells me this won't be the last.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-31T23:48:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/28/wouldwife-alexandra-daddario-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wouldwife-alexandra-daddario-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Alexandra Daddario T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Alexandra Daddario</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-29T09:27:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/24/t-pisode-224-ambition-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/t-pisode-224-ambition-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #224 Ambition tblawg</image:title><image:caption>"He gonnna make a Benz out of that Datsun.
He got that ambition baby, look in his eyes.
This week he mopping floors next week it's the fries.
So, stick by his side..." -Mr. West</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-24T23:49:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/23/wouldwife-ginger-gonzaga-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wouldwife-ginger-gonzaga-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Ginger Gonzaga T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Ginger Gonzaga</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-23T22:32:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/22/wouldwife-kelly-karloff-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wouldwife-kelly-karloff-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Kelly Karloff T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Kelly Karloff</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-22T21:01:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/21/wouldwife-michelle-avila-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wouldwife-michelle-avila-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Michelle Avila T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Michelle Avila</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-22T02:55:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/20/wouldwife-carla-harvey-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wouldwife-carla-harvey-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Carla Harvey T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Carla Harvey</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-21T01:08:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/17/t-pisode-223-respect-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/t-pisode-223-respect-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #223 Respect tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Don't ever think you should automatically be respected</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-17T20:04:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/10/t-pisode-222-failure-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/t-pisode-222-failure-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #222 Failure tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Try to turn every failure into success. No matter what it takes. Thank me later.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-11T00:41:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/09/wouldwife-britt-linn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wouldwife-britt-linn-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Britt Linn T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Britt Linn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-09T22:53:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/03/t-pisode-221-family-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/t-pisode-221-family-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #221 Family tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Remember, you're nothing without family</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-04T01:56:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/03/01/wouldwife-im-retiring-mila-kunis-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/wouldwife-mila-kunis-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Mila Kunis T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Mila...RETIRED</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-01T05:29:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/27/wouldwife-minka-kelly-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wouldwife-minka-kelly-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Minka Kelly T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Minka Kelly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-28T02:32:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/26/wouldwife-sarah-shahi-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wouldwife-sarah-shahi-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Sarah Shahi T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Sarah Shahi</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-27T04:36:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/24/t-pisode-220-hustle-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/t-pisode-220-hustle-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #220 Hustle tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Hustle don't sleep and neither do I.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-25T01:44:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/20/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-tblawg-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Arianny Celeste T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-21T04:08:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/17/t-pisode-219-pride-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/t-pisode-219-pride-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #219 Pride tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Pride means something different for everyone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-17T21:18:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/15/ill-let-old-school-ja-rule-ashanti-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-15T23:18:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/13/wouldwife-brooklyn-decker-tblawg-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wouldwife-brooklyn-decker-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Brooklyn Decker T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Brooklyn Decker</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-14T01:19:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/10/t-pisode-218-valentines-day-sucks-5it-no-longer-sucks-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/t-pisode-218-valentines-day-sucks-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #218 Valentines Day Sucks 5</image:title><image:caption>This is the last time I EVER write about Valentine's Day. Enjoy people. It's been one hell of a ride.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-11T01:39:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/09/wouldwife-olivia-wilde-tblawg-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wouldwife-olivia-wilde-2-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Wilde 2 T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Wilde</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T01:31:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/08/wouldwife-kate-upton-tblawg-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wouldwife-kate-upton-2-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Kate Upton 2 T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Kate Upton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T11:04:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/07/wouldwife-nicole-scherzinger-tblawg-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wouldwife-nicole-scherzinger-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Nicole Scherzinger T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Nicole Scherzinger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-08T01:46:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/06/wouldwife-amber-heard-tblawg-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wouldwife-amber-heard-2-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Amber Heard 2 T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Amber Heard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T02:57:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/05/wouldwife-adriana-lima-tblawg-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wouldwife-adriana-lima-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Adriana Lima T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Adriana Lima</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-05T22:41:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/04/wouldwife-mila-kunis-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wouldwife-mila-kunis-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Mila Kunis T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Mila</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-05T01:34:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/02/03/t-pisode-217-boys-to-gentlemen-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/t-pisode-217-boys-to-gentlemen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #217 Boys to Gentlemen</image:title><image:caption>Real men drink shots of sambuca and toast to everything</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/t-pisode-217-the-knights-of-the-round-table-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #217 The Knights Of The Round Table tblawg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-04T01:41:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/27/t-pisode-216-an-ideal-person-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/t-pisode-216-an-ideal-person-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #216 An Ideal Person tblawg</image:title><image:caption>The LifeTime channel and Oprah Winfrey co-wrote this T-pisode not me. You have a problem? Take it up with them.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T01:35:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/26/new-edition-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-26T19:00:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/22/wouldwife-nicole-scherzinger-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wouldwife-nicole-scherzinger-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Nicole Scherzinger T-blawg.</image:title><image:caption>Nicole Scherzinger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-23T02:55:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/20/t-pisode-215-t-does-italy-in-3-paragraphs-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/t-pisode-215-t-does-italy-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #215 T Does Italy tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Is this not why you are here??? To T-blawg Pose?! Wait, what? That's not what he says in Gladiator?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-21T01:53:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/19/forever-young-jay-z-boston-garden-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-19T17:38:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/16/wouldwife-olivia-munn-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wouldwife-olivia-munn-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Munn T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Munn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-17T03:00:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/15/wouldwife-kate-upton-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wouldwife-kate-upton-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Kate Upton T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Kate Upton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-16T01:34:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/13/t-pisode-214-bro-code-chapter-15-bro-dating-code-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/t-pisode-214-bro-dating-code-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #214 Bro Dating Code tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I can't say it enough...stay off of each other's social media as long as fucking possible.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-14T01:12:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/11/wouldwife-boston-goddess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wouldwife-maria-menounos-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Maria Menounos T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Maria Menounos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-11T19:26:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/09/wouldwife-adriana-lima-tblawg-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wouldwife-adriana-lima-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Adriana Lima T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Adriana Lima</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-10T01:18:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/06/t-pisode-213-one-and-done-dating-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/t-pisode-213-one-and-done-dating-tblawg.png</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #213 One And Done Dating tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Two awesome people knock out each other's awesomeness and make for one normal couple. Studies show.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T02:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2014/01/02/wouldwife-amber-heard-tblawg-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wouldwife-amber-heard-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Amber Heard T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Amber Heard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-03T03:06:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/30/t-pisode-212-jerk-vs-gentleman-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/t-pisode-212-jerk-vs-gentleman-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #212 Jerk VS Gentleman tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Jerk or gentleman? I was one. Trying to be the other. Work in progress. Getting there.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-31T00:00:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/29/wouldwife-alison-brie-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wouldwife-alison-brie-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Alison Brie T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Alison Brie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-29T17:45:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/27/wouldwife-zoe-saldana-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wouldwife-zoe-saldana-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Zoe Saldana T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Zoe Saldana</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-27T05:26:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/25/a-christmas-wouldwife-arianny-celeste-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-t-blawg-christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Arianny Celeste T-blawg Christmas</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-25T15:09:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/23/t-pisode-211-festivus-5-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/t-pisode-211-festivus-5-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #211 Festivus 5 tblawg</image:title><image:caption>This is the first annual T-blawg tradition that I have done for 5 straight years. Regardless of how crazy and dopey the grievances are below, thank you for letting me do this for 5 straight years.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-24T01:28:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/22/wouldwife-brittney-palmer-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wouldwife-brittney-palmer-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Brittney Palmer T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Brittney Palmer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-22T16:00:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/21/would-wife-meagan-good-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wouldwife-meagan-good-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Meagan Good T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Meagan Good</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-22T00:05:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/21/ill-let-old-school-local-boys-staind-fred-durst-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-21T23:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/19/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-tblawg-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Arianny Celeste T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-20T03:40:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/16/t-pisode-210-im-supposed-to-be-married-with-kids-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/t-pisode-210-youre-married-im-not-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #210 You're Married, I'm Not tblawg</image:title><image:caption>You see...you're supposed to make the money and bang the chicks THEEEENNN get married. It's not fucking rocket science.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-17T00:53:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/15/im-on-a-good-will-hunting-kick-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/good-will-hunting-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Good Will Hunting T-blawg tblawg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-16T00:45:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/14/this-scene-my-life-my-life-this-scene/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-15T04:08:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/12/ill-let-jay-kanye-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-13T01:48:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/12/wouldwife-emily-blunt-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wouldwife-emily-blunt-t-blawg-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Emily Blunt T-blawg tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Emily Blunt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-13T01:40:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/11/wouldwife-megan-fox-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wouldwife-megan-fox-t-blawg-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Megan Fox T-blawg tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Megan Fox</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-12T16:48:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/09/t-pisode-209-my-mission-statement-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/t-pisode-209-my-mission-statement-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #209 My Mission Statement tblawg</image:title><image:caption>If this was Year 1 of T-blawg then this would be more along the lines of my mission statement. But it's Year 5 and it's just different now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-10T01:15:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/04/wouldwife-camilla-belle-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wouldwife-camilla-belle-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Camilla Belle T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Camilla Belle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-05T01:57:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/12/02/t-pisode-208-t-addresses-the-nation-year-5-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/t-pisode-208-t-addresses-the-nation-year-5-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #208 T Addresses The Nation Year 5 tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I'm running out of Bill Clinton memes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-02T20:18:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/17/t-pisode-158-festivus-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/airing-of-grievances.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airing of Grievances</image:title><image:caption>Surprisingly I still managed to find some shit to be upset about this year</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T23:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/30/boys-night-tonight-so-ill-let-jay-take-this-one/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-30T23:13:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/30/wouldwife-brooklyn-decker-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wouldwife-brooklyn-decker-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Brooklyn Decker T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Brooklyn Decker</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T23:00:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/07/boston-goddess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/maria-menounos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sucks that the Pats lost. But this is beautiful!</image:title><image:caption>Sucks that the Pats lost. But this is beautiful!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/maria-menounos-bikini-super-bowl-bet-extra-11-435x580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maria-menounos-bikini-super-bowl-bet-extra-11-435x580</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T05:12:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/16/would-wife-sofia-vergara/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sofia-vergara-see-through-black-tights-09-435x580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dat Ass</image:title><image:caption>Dat Ass</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T05:10:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/07/would-wife-adriana-lima/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/20111207-184600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20111207-184600.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T05:07:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/11/28/my-bro-money-code-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bro-money.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It cost a lot to get her to pose for that pic</image:title><image:caption>It cost a lot to get her to pose for that pic</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T05:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/11/21/my-its-not-you-its-me-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/its-not-you-its-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm definitely starting to believe I'm more interesting than this guy</image:title><image:caption>I'm definitely starting to believe I'm more interesting than this guy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/20111121-121841.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20111121-121841.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:59:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/11/14/my-%e2%80%9ct-says-goodbye-to-entourage%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/entourage.gif</image:loc><image:title>Ari and Drama were the show!</image:title><image:caption>Ari and Drama were the show!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:58:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/11/07/my-%e2%80%9ct%e2%80%99s-boston-hall-of-fame-class-of-2011%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/boston-hall-of-fame.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'll induct myself one day. No really.</image:title><image:caption>I'll induct myself one day. No really.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:58:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/10/31/my-%e2%80%9cts-classic-halloween-moments%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/t-halloween.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Why are the witches wearing sheets too???</image:title><image:caption>Why are the witches wearing sheets too???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:57:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/10/24/my-%e2%80%9ci-hate-t-blawg-thieves%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/t-thieves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Remember. In the end all thieves end up dead. Brah.</image:title><image:caption>Remember. In the end all thieves end up dead. Brah.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:57:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/10/17/my-%e2%80%9cat-first-glance-physical-female-pet-peeves%e2%80%9d-post-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/women-pet-peeves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maybe it's the tight pants on her bro??? Nah.</image:title><image:caption>Maybe it's the tight pants on her bro??? Nah.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:56:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/10/10/my-%e2%80%9cbro-food-code%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bro-food-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Respect the fucking nachos, bro</image:title><image:caption>Respect the fucking nachos, bro</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:55:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/10/03/my-%e2%80%9coffice-sex-don%e2%80%99t-do-it%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/office-sex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is how it starts. Like a damn porno. I'm telling you!</image:title><image:caption>This is how it starts. Like a damn porno. I'm telling you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:55:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/09/26/my-%e2%80%9cif-i-was-married%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/if-i-was-married.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I hope a shark ate them both</image:title><image:caption>I hope a shark ate them both</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:52:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/09/19/my-%e2%80%9cthe-1st-ten-t%e2%80%99s-action-flick%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-1st-ten-ihs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mafia, violence, sex and death. What else do you need?</image:title><image:caption>Mafia, violence, sex and death. What else do you need?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:51:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/09/12/my-%e2%80%9cmost-awesome-twitter-chicks%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/twitter-chicks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No chicks were harmed in the writing of this blog post</image:title><image:caption>No chicks were harmed in the writing of this blog post</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:50:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/09/05/my-%e2%80%9cuncle-t%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/uncle-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Because Uncle Jesse was cool and Uncle Joey was an idiot. Cut. It. Out.</image:title><image:caption>Because Uncle Jesse was cool and Uncle Joey was an idiot. Cut. It. Out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:49:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/08/29/my-%e2%80%9cthe-origin-of-t%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/origin-of-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I keep evolving yo</image:title><image:caption>I keep evolving yo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:48:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/08/22/my-%e2%80%9canother-birthday-epiphany%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/happy-birthday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Just once. Please God. Just one fucking bday let it happen!</image:title><image:caption>Just once. Please God. Just one fucking bday let it happen!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:48:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/08/15/my-%e2%80%9ct-does-poughkeepsie-in-3-paragraphs%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/albania3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Albanian bartender was hotter</image:title><image:caption>The Albanian bartender was hotter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:47:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/08/08/my-%e2%80%9cbro-bachelor-party-code%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bro-bachelor-party-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Watch this 80s classic before any bachelor party. It's friggin' "Bachelor Party!"</image:title><image:caption>Watch this 80s classic before any bachelor party. It's friggin' "Bachelor Party!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:46:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/08/01/my-%e2%80%9ct%e2%80%99s-manscaping-rules%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/manscaping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I did this once in my life. It absolutely sucked.</image:title><image:caption>I did this once in my life. It absolutely sucked.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/07/25/my-%e2%80%9cthe-1st-ten-t%e2%80%99s-bromance-comedy%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the-1st-ten-odw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T's autobiography or one hell of a movie?!</image:title><image:caption>T's autobiography or one hell of a movie?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:45:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/07/18/my-%e2%80%9ct-defines-pink-hatter%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pink-hatter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not just for shallow women either</image:title><image:caption>Not just for shallow women either</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:42:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/07/11/my-%e2%80%9cbreaking-the-bad-dating-cycle%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dating-cycle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>If you use this line, you're bad at dating</image:title><image:caption>If you use this line, you're bad at dating</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:41:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/07/04/my-%e2%80%9cmetaphor-carnival-poster%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/carnival-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>From the ages of 12-18 I had a Pamela Anderson poster collage on my wall. t-fact</image:title><image:caption>From the ages of 12-18 I had a Pamela Anderson poster collage on my wall. t-fact</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/06/27/my-%e2%80%9cthe-t-substantial-dating-demographic%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/demographic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A pie chart can explain anything. Anything!</image:title><image:caption>A pie chart can explain anything. Anything!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:38:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/06/20/my-%e2%80%9ctitletown%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/titletown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>You served me well my playoff beard</image:title><image:caption>You served me well my playoff beard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:37:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/06/13/my-%e2%80%9cwhy-the-hell-is-this-expensive%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/192221863_43a732f2f0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>There's about $5000 worth of guacamole right there</image:title><image:caption>There's about $5000 worth of guacamole right there</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:36:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/06/06/my-%e2%80%9ct-isms-things-only-t-says%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tisms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This whole damn blog is a t-ism! Keep stealing from it and...I won't sue. I will cut you.</image:title><image:caption>This whole damn blog is a t-ism! Keep stealing from it and...I won't sue. I will cut you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:35:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/05/30/my-%e2%80%9ct-does-atlanta-in-3-paragraphs%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/atl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Patrón-We have a love/hate relationship</image:title><image:caption>Patrón-We have a love/hate relationship</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:33:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/05/23/my-%e2%80%9chow-t-wood-save-hollywood%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/t-wood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-Wood save the "biz"!</image:title><image:caption>T-Wood save the "biz"!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:32:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/05/16/my-%e2%80%9cboston-lucky-13-list%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/boston-lucky-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Best of both worlds</image:title><image:caption>Best of both worlds</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:29:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/05/09/my-%e2%80%9csignature-drink%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/signature-drink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blawg. T....blawg.</image:title><image:caption>Blawg. T....blawg.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:29:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/05/02/my-%e2%80%9cbro-strip-club-code%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/strip-club.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jessie Spano's speed addiction was supported by her stripping</image:title><image:caption>Jessie Spano's speed addiction was supported by her stripping</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:28:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/04/25/my-%e2%80%9cfinally-t-returns-to-social-media%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sabbatical.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Needed a T sabbatical</image:title><image:caption>Needed a T sabbatical</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:27:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/04/18/my-%e2%80%9ct-does-new-york-city-in-3-paragraphs%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/nyc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shady street vendors were my favorite</image:title><image:caption>Shady street vendors were my favorite</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:26:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/04/11/my-%e2%80%9cdating-arsenal%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dating-arsenal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>He needs a dating arsenal</image:title><image:caption>He needs a dating arsenal</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:25:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/04/04/my-%e2%80%9cwing-manwoman-limbo%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/limbo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wing Limbo is no joke!!!</image:title><image:caption>Wing Limbo in no joke!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/03/28/my-%e2%80%9cmetaphor-mini-cereal-6-pack%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cereal_one330x247.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cereal 6 pack....a meTaphor</image:title><image:caption>Cereal 6 pack....a meTaphor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:23:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/03/21/my-%e2%80%9cwhen-a-guy-is-sick-guide%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sick-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm sick. Go home.</image:title><image:caption>I'm sick. Go home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:19:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/03/14/my-social-media-im-all-set-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/1288031484656_8089882.png</image:loc><image:title>Enough!!!</image:title><image:caption>Enough!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:19:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/03/07/my-%e2%80%9ct-does-niagara-falls-in-3-paragraphs%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/niagara1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Back to you fuckers!!!</image:title><image:caption>Back to you fuckers!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/niagara.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Niagara</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:18:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/02/28/my-%e2%80%9cgreatest-moments-of-my-asshole-era%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/asshole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Asshole Era</image:title><image:caption>My Asshole Era</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:17:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/02/21/my-%e2%80%9ct%e2%80%99s-greatest-life-lessons%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/life-lessons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Life Lessons</image:title><image:caption>Life Lessons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:15:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/02/14/my-%e2%80%9cvalentine%e2%80%99s-day-sucks-2-fck-love%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/valentines-day-sucks1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cupid is a dick</image:title><image:caption>Cupid is a dick</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:14:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/02/07/my-%e2%80%9cmarriage-pail-list%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/marriage-pail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>You should have a damn Marriage Pail!</image:title><image:caption>You should have a damn Marriage Pail!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:14:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/01/31/my-%e2%80%9ct-does-south-beach-in-3-paragraphs%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/south-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T Did South Beach</image:title><image:caption>T Did South Beach</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:13:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/01/24/my-%e2%80%9ct-debunks-the-female-male-fantasies%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-list.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Your list is stupid</image:title><image:caption>Your list is stupid</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:12:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/01/17/my-%e2%80%9ctop-10-future-celebrity-ex-wives%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mrsarigoldnude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My “Top 10 Future Celebrity Ex-Wives” Post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/angelina06.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My “Top 10 Future Celebrity Ex-Wives” Post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ari.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arianny Celeste. They don't get any better.</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste. They don't get any better.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:12:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/01/10/my-%e2%80%9cwhat-her-facebook-pic-is-really-saying%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/her-fb-profile-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>REALLY?!</image:title><image:caption>REALLY?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:09:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/01/03/my-%e2%80%9c10-sports-t-despises-and-how-mma-can-help%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This should be allowed in corporate America.</image:title><image:caption>This should be allowed in corporate America.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:08:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/12/27/my-%e2%80%9ct-does-philly-in-3-paragraphs%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/philly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How I do Philly</image:title><image:caption>How I do Philly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:07:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/12/20/my-%e2%80%9cfestivus-2%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/festivus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My favorite holiday! So much disappointment this year.</image:title><image:caption>My favorite holiday! So much disappointment this year.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:06:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/12/13/my-%e2%80%9coffice-holiday-party-protocol%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/office-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Don't be this guy</image:title><image:caption>Don't be this guy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:06:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/12/06/my-%e2%80%9cthe-52-things-that-made-t-blawg%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/t-52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The man who changed blogging forever</image:title><image:caption>The man who changed blogging forever</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:05:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/11/29/my-%e2%80%9cwhat-your-tattoo-says-about-you%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>If you have a tattoo and look like this, I will date you. No really.</image:title><image:caption>If you have a tattoo and look like this, I will date you. No really.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:03:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/11/22/my-%e2%80%9cwhy-t-blawg-will-never-be-%e2%80%98freshly-pressed%e2%80%99%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/freshly-pressed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yeah. You probably won't find a t-blawg post here.</image:title><image:caption>Yeah. You probably won't find a t-blawg post here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T04:02:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/11/15/my-%e2%80%9ct-does-vegas-in-3-paragraphs%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/vegas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>All Vegas trips should be a blur</image:title><image:caption>All Vegas trips should be a blur</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:55:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/11/08/my-%e2%80%9cdon%e2%80%99t-be-a-one-upper%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/one-upper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nobody likes a One-Upper. Nobody.</image:title><image:caption>Nobody likes a One-Upper. Nobody.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:54:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/11/01/my-%e2%80%9cwhy-guys-hate-stupid-bachelorette-parties%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bachelorette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Avoid bachelorette parties! At all costs!!!</image:title><image:caption>Avoid bachelorette parties! At all costs!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:54:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/10/25/my-%e2%80%9cboston%e2%80%99s-most-hottest-kinda-famous-women%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/heidiwatney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My “Boston’s Most Hottest &amp; Kinda Famous Women” Post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hot-b-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boston's Hottest &amp; Semi-Famous Chicks. Thank me later ladies.</image:title><image:caption>Boston's Hottest &amp; Semi-Famous Chicks. Thank me later ladies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:51:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/10/18/my-%e2%80%9ct-does-la-in-3-paragraphs%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cn_89023_losangeles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LA. I do her often. Then I leave to come back to my wife...Boston.</image:title><image:caption>LA. I do her often. Then I leave to come back to my wife...Boston.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:48:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/10/12/my-%e2%80%9chow-to-become-a-living-legend%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dos-equis-sharks-have-a-week-dedicated-to-him.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Living Legends are awesome. So few of us out there.</image:title><image:caption>Living Legends are awesome. So few of us out there.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:45:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/10/04/my-%e2%80%9cbro-dress-code%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/men-closet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is Bro Dress Code approved!</image:title><image:caption>This is Bro Dress Code approved!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/09/27/my-%e2%80%9cyou%e2%80%99re-doing-it-wrong%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/wrong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Too many people just don't get it</image:title><image:caption>Too many people just don't get it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/duty_calls.png</image:loc><image:title>You're Doing It Wrong!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:39:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/09/20/my-%e2%80%9clegendary-childhood-moments-2%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/problem-child.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Junior here got nothing on little T. NOTHING!</image:title><image:caption>Junior here got nothing on little T. NOTHING!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:32:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/09/06/my-%e2%80%9cbooze-for-every-occasion%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/american_psycho_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My “Booze for Every Occasion” Post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/swingers_011-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm so money</image:title><image:caption>I'm so money</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:30:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/08/30/my-%e2%80%9ccrazy-pet-chick%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/catladiesbed456.jpg</image:loc><image:title>If this is you honey, you're going to die and your cats will eat you one day</image:title><image:caption>If this is you honey, you're going to die and your cats will eat you one day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:28:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/08/23/supplementary-persona-due/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/italian4.gif</image:loc><image:title>Italiano, Italiano!</image:title><image:caption>Italiano, Italiano!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T03:27:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/08/16/my-%e2%80%9cbirthday-epiphany%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/birthday1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy Birthday T</image:title><image:caption>Happy Birthday 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Olivia Wilde T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Wilde</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T00:43:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/05/03/my-%e2%80%9cstacked-bullpen%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:30:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/04/26/my-%e2%80%9canniversary-post%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:29:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/04/19/my-%e2%80%9cthe-scene%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:29:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/04/12/my-%e2%80%9cepic-game-moments%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:28:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/04/05/my-%e2%80%9clegendary-childhood-moments%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:27:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/03/29/my-%e2%80%9ci-don%e2%80%99t-say-tomato-or-tomahto%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:26:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/03/22/my-%e2%80%9ci-hate-bands%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:26:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/03/15/my-%e2%80%9csuperstar-no-you%e2%80%99re-really-not-%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:25:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/03/08/my-%e2%80%9ci-respect-the-bro-code-and-you-should-too%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:24:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/03/01/my-%e2%80%9cdog-life%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/02/22/my-%e2%80%9clogic-vs-feelings%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:23:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/02/15/my-%e2%80%9ci-don%e2%80%99t-have-kids%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:22:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/02/08/my-%e2%80%9cvalentine%e2%80%99s-day-sucks%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T18:21:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/02/05/my-who-said-that-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-27T02:31:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/01/25/my-%e2%80%9ci-believe-in-miracles%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-27T02:30:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/01/19/my-game-dates-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-27T02:28:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/01/12/my-%e2%80%9cdon%e2%80%99t-be-that-guy%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-27T02:28:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2010/01/05/my-%e2%80%9csupplementary-persona%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-26T02:25:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2009/12/30/my-%e2%80%9c2009-facebook-status-collection%e2%80%9d-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-26T02:24:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2009/12/23/my-%e2%80%9cfestivus%e2%80%9d-blog/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-26T02:22:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2009/12/21/my-%e2%80%9cwhy-hello%e2%80%9d-blog/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-26T02:21:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/25/t-pisode-207-t-blawg-the-book-part-1-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/t-pisode-207-the-book-part-1-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-pisode #207 The Book Part 1 tblawg</image:title><image:caption>This may or may not be the title of my book. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-25T16:12:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/21/ill-let-old-school-dmx-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-22T02:25:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/21/wouldwife-adriana-lima-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wouldwife-adriana-lima-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Adriana Lima T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Adriana Lima</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-22T02:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/20/wouldwife-lauren-cohan-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wouldwife-lauren-cohan-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Lauren Cohan T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Lauren Cohan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-21T03:27:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/18/t-pisode-206-im-too-old-for-this-shit-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/im-too-old-for-this-shit-t-blawg-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm Too Old For This Shit T-blawg tblawg</image:title><image:caption>I can admit this now. Can you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-19T01:58:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/11/t-pisode-205-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/success-t-blawg-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Success T-blawg tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Finally have a T-pisode where I can use the "Success Baby" meme!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131105-225134.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131105-225134.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-17T20:01:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/09/ill-let-eminem-take-this-one-tonight-asshole-tblawg/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-09T06:02:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/06/wouldwife-jaimie-alexander/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wouldwife-jaimie-alexander-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Jaimie Alexander T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Jaimie Alexander</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-07T02:42:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/04/t-pisode-204-shes-better-than-that-hes-not-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shes-better-than-that-hes-not-t-blawg-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>She's Better Than That, He's Not T-blawg tblawg</image:title><image:caption>There aren't enough Ice Cube "Today Was A Good Day" memes in my opinion</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T01:45:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/01/imma-let-kanye-jamie-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-02T02:12:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/11/01/wouldwife-emma-stone-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wouldwife-emma-stone-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Emma Stone T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Emma Stone</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-02T01:59:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/10/30/in-honor-of-the-red-sox-about-to-win-the-world-series-a-very-special-wouldwife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wouldwife-eliza-dushku-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Eliza Dushku T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Eliza Dushku</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-30T19:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/10/28/t-pisode-203-t-saw-jay-z-in-fenway-park-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/t-saw-jay-z-in-fenway-park-t-blawg-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T Saw Jay-Z In Fenway Park T-blawg tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Throwing up the Roc with Jay-Z in Fenway Park. Fucking epic moment for me right there people.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-29T01:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/10/21/t-pisode-202-lifes-little-things-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/the-little-things-t-blawg-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Little Things T-blawg tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Actual deck of UNO cards I have been victorious over my nieces with for the last 11 years. I show NO mercy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T01:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/10/17/wouldwife-alison-brie-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wouldwife-alison-brie-2-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Alison Brie 2 T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Alison Brie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T00:21:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/10/14/t-pisode-201-t-became-a-season-ticket-owner-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/t-became-a-season-ticket-holder-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T Became A Season Ticket Holder T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Tom Brady does not give a fuck what you think!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-14T19:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/10/10/wouldwife-scarlett-johansson-tblawg-sexiest-woman-alive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wouldwife-scarlett-johansson-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Scarlett Johansson T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Scarlett Johansson</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-11T02:05:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/10/07/t-pisode-200-grown-man-shit-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/grown-man-shit-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grown Man Shit T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>I mean is there anyone on his grown man shit more than Don? Sure he cheats on his wife. And is an alcoholic. And a shitty boss. And a shitty dad. And liar. And...alright bad example. But the ladies love him!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-11T01:54:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/10/03/wouldwife-lacey-chabert-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wouldwife-lacey-chabert-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Lacey Chabert T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Lacey Chabert</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-04T02:14:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/30/t-pisode-199-guys-think-about-her-body-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/what-guys-really-think-about-womens-bodies-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What Guys Really Think About Women's Bodies T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>This is NOT how we see you ladies. Relax. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:21:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/26/after-this-past-week-heres-my-stance-on-dating/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-27T02:21:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/25/wouldwife-amber-heard-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wouldwife-amber-heard-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Amber Heard T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Amber Heard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-26T02:06:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/23/t-pisode-198-worst-week-boston-sports-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/worst-week-in-boston-sports-ever-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Worst Week In Boston Sports Ever tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Do you know how many times this meme was sent to me that week by non-Boston fans? 10,000 at least! Fuckers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-24T00:37:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/19/ill-let-old-school-usher-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-20T01:53:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/19/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Arianny-Celeste T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-20T01:41:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/16/t-pisode-197-whats-the-point-of-t-blawg-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/what-is-the-point-of-t-blawg-tblawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What is the point of T-blawg? tblawg</image:title><image:caption>Yeah I know this meme has a typo in it but it was the only damn legacy meme with LOLz I could find. Give me a break! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T00:59:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/15/good-will-hunting-but-with-batfleck/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-15T22:25:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/14/saturday-night-writing/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-15T02:25:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/13/wouldwife-alison-brie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wouldwife-alison-brie-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Alison Brie T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Alison Brie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-13T20:58:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/09/uncle-t-the-sequel-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/t-blawg-uncle-t-the-sequel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Uncle T The Sequel</image:title><image:caption>Uncle Jesse wrote the "Cool Uncle" blueprint. I've been following it and changing it since 1999. I got this John Stamos.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-10T01:24:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/08/wouldwife-maria-menounous-tblawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wouldwife-maria-menounos-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Maria Menounos T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Maria Menounos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-08T14:38:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/06/wouldwife-74/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wouldwife-adriana-lima-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Adriana Lima T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Adriana Lima</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-07T00:54:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/04/wouldwife-73/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wouldwife-olivia-wilde-2-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Wilde 2 T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Wilde</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T00:51:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/04/wouldwife-72/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wouldwife-scarlett-johansson-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Scarlett Johansson T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Scarlett Johansson</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T00:49:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/09/02/t-pisode-195-bro-code-chapter-14-bro-gym-code/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/t-blawg-bro-gym-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Bro Gym Code</image:title><image:caption>Avoid anyone that looks like this guy at your gym</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-02T19:41:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/30/wouldwife-71/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wouldwife-jessica-cook-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Jessica Cook T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Jessica Cook</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-30T19:10:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/30/ill-let-jay-jt-take-this-one-today/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-30T19:00:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/28/wouldwife-70/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wouldwife-mila-kunis-t-blawg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Mila Kunis T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Mila</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-29T01:32:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/26/t-pisode-194-never-assume/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/t-blawg-never-assume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Never Assume</image:title><image:caption>Another one of my sayings turned into a meme! This is why I'm pissed in this T-pisode people.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T01:16:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/19/t-pisode-193-a-very-special-birthday-t-pisode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_7070.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7070</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_7013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7013</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_7006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7006</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_4668.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4668</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_6581.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6581</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_6580.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6580</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_6727.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6727</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_6744.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6744</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_6784.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6784</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img_6853.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6853</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T00:47:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/22/wouldwife-69/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wouldwife-olivia-wilde-t-blawg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Wilde T-blawg 2</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Wilde</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-23T02:46:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/17/its-that-time-of-the-year/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-17T05:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/15/wouldwife-68/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-t-blawg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Arianny Celeste T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-16T02:50:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/14/a-very-special-wouldwife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wouldwife-mila-kunis-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Mila Kunis T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Mila</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-15T00:59:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/12/t-pisode-192-my-flirting-disease/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/t-blawg-my-flirting-disease.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg My Flirting Disease</image:title><image:caption>If flirting to make a pretty girl smile is wrong then I'll never be right</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-12T18:29:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/11/forever-young-in-fenway-park/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-11T23:33:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/11/wouldwife-67/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Arianny Celeste T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-11T23:17:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/08/in-honor-of-jay-z-coming-to-fenway-park-this-weekend/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-09T01:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/07/wouldwife-66/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wouldwife-alison-brie-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Alison Brie T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Alison Brie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-08T01:20:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/07/wouldwife-65/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wouldwife-jenny-dell-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Jenny Dell T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Jenny Dell</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-08T01:15:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/05/t-pisode-191-t-became-a-tough-mudder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/t-blawg-t-became-a-tough-mudder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg T Became A Tough Mudder</image:title><image:caption>I almost died like 20 times up in that damn mountain for this fucking thing people!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-06T01:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/01/wouldwife-64/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-02T03:18:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/01/wouldwife-63/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wouldwife-olivia-wilde-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Wilde T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Wilde</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-02T02:52:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/08/01/there-are-two-things-i-get-a-lot-of-lately/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-02T02:49:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/31/wouldwife-62/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wouldwife-alexandra-daddario-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Alexandra Daddario T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Alexandra Daddario</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-01T00:25:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/29/t-pisode-190-bro-code-chapter-13-bro-holiday-code/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/t-blawg-bro-holiday-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Bro Holiday Code</image:title><image:caption>I know Don. This party sucks ass. Leave the gift and go get drunk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-30T12:54:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/25/wouldwife-61/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wouldwife-jessica-alba-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Jessica Alba T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Jessica Alba</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-26T02:22:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/25/ill-let-fab-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-26T02:19:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/22/t-pisode-189-t-does-californiaagain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/t-blawg-t-does-california-again.png</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg T Does California Again</image:title><image:caption>Because I like her, I'll let the Angels hat slide for this T-blawg Pose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-23T00:25:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/20/wouldwife-60/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wouldwife-brooklyn-decker-2-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Brooklyn Decker 2 T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Brooklyn Decker</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-21T01:09:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/20/wouldwife-59/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wouldwife-who-is-this-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Who is this T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>???</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-21T01:03:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/17/wouldwife-58/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wouldwife-nicole-scherzinger-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Nicole Scherzinger T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Nicole Scherzinger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-18T02:21:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/15/t-pisode-188-ts-warning-labels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/t-blawg-ts-warning-labels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg T's Warning Labels</image:title><image:caption>I mean why would you even have to ask? I friggin' put everything on this site! Shit!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-16T00:35:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/13/wouldwife-57/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wouldwife-mila-kunis-2-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Mila Kunis 2 T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Mila</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-13T19:33:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/12/i-wear-that-sox-hat-like-a-crown/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-13T02:51:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/12/wouldwife-56/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wouldwife-amber-heard-2-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Amber Heard 2 T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Amber Heard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-13T02:39:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/10/the-announcement/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-11T15:58:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/08/t-pisode-187-forgiveness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/t-blawg-forgiveness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Forgiveness</image:title><image:caption>I had no idea JFK talked like the Godfather until I found this pic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-09T00:19:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/05/wouldwife-55/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wouldwife-tattoo-chick-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Tattoo Chick T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Hit me up on Twitter if you know who this is please</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-06T03:36:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/04/happy-4th-of-july-america-wouldwife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wouldwife-kate-upton-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Kate Upton T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Kate Upton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-04T15:43:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/07/01/t-pisode-186-the-friend-zone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/t-blawg-the-friendzone.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg The Friend Zone</image:title><image:caption>She doesn't even need this tape around her body bro. You know damn well your ass is in the Friend Zone. Deal with it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-01T23:48:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/29/wouldwife-54/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wouldwife-minka-kelly-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Minka Kelly T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Minka Kelly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-29T21:54:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/24/t-pisode-185-thank-you-tony-soprano/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/t-blawg-thank-you-tony-soprano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Thank You Tony Soprano</image:title><image:caption>Real men smoke cigars while they swim</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-24T23:49:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/20/wouldwife-53/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wouldwife-kate-upton-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Kate Upton T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Kate Upton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T01:50:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/17/t-pisode-184-bro-code-chapter-12-bro-vacation-code/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/t-blawg-bro-vacation-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Bro Vacation Code</image:title><image:caption>That LA to Vegas convertible drive Swingers style with my bros is high on my bucket list still</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-18T00:03:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/15/wouldwife-52/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wouldwife-brittany-palmer-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Brittany Palmer T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Brittany Palmer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-15T19:47:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/12/go-broooons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_5775.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5775</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-12T22:59:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/12/wouldwife-51/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wouldwife-olivia-munn-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Munn T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Munn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-12T22:53:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/10/t-pisode-183-the-art-of-talking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/t-blawg-t-pisode-183-the-art-of-talking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg T-pisode 183 The Art of Talking</image:title><image:caption>This means like 37 different things in Italian</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-11T00:29:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/08/wouldwife-47/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wouldwife-ashley-greene-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Ashley Greene T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Ashley Greene</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-08T18:33:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/08/remember-douchebags/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-08T18:30:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/06/wouldwife-46/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wouldwife-olivia-wilde-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Olivia Wilde T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Wilde</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T01:59:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/06/03/t-pisode-182-the-age-dating-changes-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/t-blawg-t-pisode-182-the-age-dating-changes2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg T-pisode 182 The Age Dating Changes</image:title><image:caption>This guy is definitely a fan of T-blawg because he sounds just like me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-03T23:55:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/29/wouldwife-50/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wouldwife-scarlett-johansson-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Scarlett Johansson T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Scarlett Johansson</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T03:28:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/27/t-pisode-181-making-time-for-friends-really/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/t-blawg-making-time-for-friends.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Making Time For Friends</image:title><image:caption>This magnet was given to me by someone very close. She knows I dig magnets and put them on my fridge. Close friends &amp; family know weird shit like that about you. Just saying.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-27T16:20:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/15/t-pisode-180-back-to-school/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/t-blawg-back-to-school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Back to School</image:title><image:caption>He ain't got nothing on College T! Nothing!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130515-233420.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130515-233420.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-25T19:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/15/sometimes-you-just-have-to-turn-the-page/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-16T03:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/15/wouldwife-bostongoddess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wouldwife-maria-menounos-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Maria Menounos T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Boston's own Maria Menounos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T02:53:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/14/a-little-tuesday-rant-from-t-to-all-you-pink-hatters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/t-blawg-playoff-beard-bruins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Playoff Beard Bruins</image:title><image:caption>#nofilter but a #tblawgpose with a #smile</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-15T01:48:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/13/t-pisode-179-the-t-aint-your-type-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/t-blawg-t-aint-your-type.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg T Ain't Your Type</image:title><image:caption>I'm that type of guy for a lot of women like LL Cool J over here but for some I don't have time for the bullshit so read this shit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-13T23:55:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/11/happy-mothers-day-tomorrow-to-all-the-moms-who-visit-t-blawg/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-11T22:20:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/09/its-not-about-where-you-start-its-about-where-youre-at/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-10T04:23:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/08/wouldwife-49/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wouldwife-adriana-lima-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Adriana Lima T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Adriana Lima</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-09T00:46:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/06/t-pisode-178-the-office-bro-drawer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/t-blawg-bro-office-drawer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Bro Office Drawer</image:title><image:caption>This is my very own "Bro Office Drawer." I know everything that's in here. Touch this shit and I will cut you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-07T00:42:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/04/feeling-really-good-today-taking-it-back-to-the-bad-boy-days/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-04T21:16:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/02/a-little-epic-old-school-jay-z-mashup-tonight-ladies-and-gentlemen/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-03T00:58:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/05/01/wouldwife-48/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wouldwife-tattoo-hottie-2-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Tattoo Hottie 2 T-blawg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wouldwife-tattoo-hottie-1-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Tattoo Hottie 1 T-blawg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-02T02:12:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/29/t-pisode-177-crazy-ass-discipline/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/t-blawg-crazy-ass-discipline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Crazy Ass Discipline</image:title><image:caption>This is how me and the homeless guy look every morning in the Boston Commons getting our karate shit on.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T01:14:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/25/wouldwife-45/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wouldwife-alison-brie-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Alison Brie T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Alison Brie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-26T00:55:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/22/t-pisode-176-boston-strong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/t-blawg-boston-strong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Boston Strong</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-23T00:14:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/16/my-thoughts-on-the-boston-marathon-tragedies/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-16T19:53:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/15/t-pisode-175-settle-vs-settle-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/t-blawg-settle-vs-settle-down.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Settle vs Settle Down</image:title><image:caption>Wait. I'm supposed to settle for this just so I can say I'm married? Get the fuck outta here kid.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T13:17:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/13/grown-man-shit/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-13T22:44:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/12/usually-i-dont-do-this/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-13T03:21:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/12/ill-let-slow-motion-mc-hammer-take-this-one/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-13T00:57:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/11/wouldwife-44/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wouldwife-amanda-seyfried-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Amanda Seyfried T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Amanda Seyfried</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-12T03:48:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/08/t-pisode-174-bro-code-chapter-11-bro-asshole-code/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/t-blawg-bro-asshole-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Bro Asshole Code</image:title><image:caption>One bro can totally be an asshole to another bro. As long as he knows you're the guy behind T-blawg.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-09T01:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/07/wouldwife-43/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wouldwife-adriana-lima-t-blawg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Adriana Lima T-blawg 2</image:title><image:caption>Adriana Lima</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-07T16:35:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/04/wouldwife-42/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-05T02:54:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/04/01/t-pisode-173-t-climbed-the-corporate-ladder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/t-blawg-t-climbs-the-corporate-ladder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg T Climbs The Corporate Ladder</image:title><image:caption>I still do my best not to bring the streets into the office and throw someone a Boston beat down daily</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-02T01:07:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/31/happy-easter-wouldwife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kate-upton-wouldwife-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kate Upton #wouldwife T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Kate Upton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-31T18:37:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/27/wouldwife-41/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wouldwife-arianny-celeste-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Arianny Celeste T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-28T02:08:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/27/t-grows-up-and-he-grows-up/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-28T01:45:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/27/this-is-why-im-taking-cooking-classes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/t-blawg-kitchen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg kitchen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-28T01:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/27/hope-you-got-my-easter-card/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/t-blawg-easter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Easter</image:title><image:caption>Happy Easter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-28T01:25:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/25/t-pisode-172-t-is-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/t-blawg-t-is-dead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg T Is Dead</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure if this will be on my tombstone. I mean I really like boobs too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-26T00:37:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/23/must-be-the-dog-in-me/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-24T02:14:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/21/hi-my-name-is-t-your-name-is-hater/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-22T01:16:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/20/what-happens-when-you-are-no-longer-the-underdog/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-21T02:19:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/20/im-just-saying-he-aint-t-honey/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-21T02:08:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/20/wouldwife-40/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wouldwife-t-blawg-mila-kunis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife T-blawg Mila Kunis</image:title><image:caption>Mila</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-21T02:02:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/18/t-pisode-171-chasing-the-dragon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/t-blawg-chasing-the-dragon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Chasing The Dragon</image:title><image:caption>Elliott isn't real Pete! You're imagining him! You stupid son of a bitch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-19T00:54:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/17/wouldwife-39/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wouldwife-mila-kunis-t-blawg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Mila Kunis T-blawg</image:title><image:caption>Mila</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-17T23:48:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/16/a-lot-of-dudes-owe-me/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-17T03:30:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/11/t-pisode-170-t-will-not-become-ted-mosby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/t-blawg-t-will-not-become-ted-mosby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg T Will Not Become Ted Mosby</image:title><image:caption>These two assholes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-12T01:26:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/10/wouldwife-38/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wouldwife-kat-dennings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Kat Dennings</image:title><image:caption>Kat Dennings</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-10T20:06:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/06/wouldwife-29/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wouldwife-camille-belle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Camille Belle</image:title><image:caption>Camille Belle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T02:37:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/06/oh-hot-damn-this-is-my-jam/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-07T02:28:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/04/t-pisode-169-t-tells-his-tattoo-tales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/t-blawg-tattoo-tales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T-blawg Tattoo Tales</image:title><image:caption>My ink is on the inside and the outside. Think about it. You'll get it in a minute or so.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T01:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/03/wouldwife-37/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wouldwife-khaleesi-emilia-clarke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Khaleesi Emilia Clarke</image:title><image:caption>Emilia Clarke "AKA Khaleesi from Game of Thrones"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T20:46:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/03/02/that-time-leo-britney-tried-to-do-the-t-blawg-pose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/britney-and-leo-t-blawg-pose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Britney and Leo T-blawg Pose</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T03:09:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/28/im-thinking-this-is-how-its-supposed-to-be-true-romance/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-01T04:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/27/wouldwife-36/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wouldwife-minka-kelly-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>#wouldwife Minka Kelly 1</image:title><image:caption>Minka Kelly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-28T02:17:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/27/can-you-say-douchebag/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/douchebag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Douchebag</image:title><image:caption>Unfunny and not from Boston. Arlington bitch. There's a world of difference.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-28T02:14:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/25/t-pisode-168-t-became-a-spartan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/t-became-a-spartan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T Became A Spartan</image:title><image:caption>I wear this to the office on casual Friday every week</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-26T01:33:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/24/wouldwife-35/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/rebecca-hall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rebecca Hall</image:title><image:caption>Rebecca Hall</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-25T00:38:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/24/wouldwife-34/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ashley-greene.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ashley Greene</image:title><image:caption>Ashley Greene</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-25T00:34:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/20/wouldwife-33/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/alison-brie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alison Brie</image:title><image:caption>Alison Brie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T04:22:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/18/t-pisode-167-making-bank/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/making-bank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>making bank</image:title><image:caption>My financial advice comes strictly from the Wu-Tang Clan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-18T23:35:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/16/listen-to-the-lyrics/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-16T22:01:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/16/tough-mudder-boston/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-16T21:50:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/15/best-harlem-shake-yet/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-16T02:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/14/wouldwife-32/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-15T03:22:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/14/t-has-that-hustlers-ambition/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-15T03:17:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/11/t-pisode-166-valentines-day-sucks-4still/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/valentines-sucks-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valentine's Day Sucks 4</image:title><image:caption>This is romantic right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-12T01:48:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/07/wouldwife-31/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mila.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mila</image:title><image:caption>Mila Kunis</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-08T01:41:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/04/t-pisode-165-t-hurricane-sandy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/t-and-sandy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T and Sandy</image:title><image:caption>She came and went. That's what T said.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-05T01:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/01/the-t-blawg-pose-a-collection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_4369.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_4364.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_4346.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_4345.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/t-pic.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/new-t-blawg-avatar.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_3208.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_3303.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2646.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_2815.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-02T21:58:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/02/02/wouldwife-30/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-02T21:57:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/31/welcome-to-t-blawg/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-01T02:34:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/30/tblawg-vs-southie-rules/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-31T02:40:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/30/ts-just-the-tip-of-the-day-4/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-31T02:35:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/28/t-pisode-164-t-takes-on-cuddling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cuddling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuddling</image:title><image:caption>How T did cuddling in college. Wow, how I've grown.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-29T01:33:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/27/good-t-hunting/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-28T00:32:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/27/the-doctor-looked-and-said-hes-gonna-be-a-bad-boy/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-28T00:18:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/24/why-i-love-beautiful-girls/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-25T02:56:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/24/wouldwife-28/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tiffani-thiessen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiffani thiessen</image:title><image:caption>Tiffani Amber Thiessen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-25T02:45:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/24/wouldwife-27/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-25T02:40:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/21/t-pisode-163-thats-a-douchebag-thing-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/douchebag-thing-now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Let's hear it for the douchebags. Going to lose so many fans with this one. Oh well.</image:title><image:caption>Let's hear it for the douchebags! Going to lose so many fans with this one. Oh well.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-21T19:39:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/14/t-pisode-162-the-end-of-an-era/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/the-end-of-an-era.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The End of An Era</image:title><image:caption>I had an epic dating run with the way I did things. But now I'm done. So I'll let Porky Slampig say the line.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-15T01:36:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/11/did-you-get-the-picture-yet-im-painting-you-a-portrait-of-t/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-12T03:37:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/10/its-an-old-school-ghostface-kind-of-night-people/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-11T01:33:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/10/ill-let-ghostface-take-this-one/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-11T01:29:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/07/t-pisode-161-ts-pursuit-of-happiness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ts-pursuit-of-happiness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T's Pursuit of Happiness</image:title><image:caption>Yeah I know this is something that should be hanging in a college girl's dorm room. But it's hanging in my bedroom. And I'm listening to the sign!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-08T00:00:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2013/01/03/am-i-wrong-cause-i-want-to-get-it-on-til-i-die/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-04T03:37:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/31/t-pisode-160-time-for-t-to-compromise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/compromise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Compromise</image:title><image:caption>If she smokes but looks like this? I'll let that shit slide yo. For reals.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-31T22:10:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/30/i-had-a-great-2012-so-some-of-you-can/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-31T01:11:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/26/cause-i-see-some-ladies-tonight-that-should/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-27T02:20:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/24/t-pisode-159-what-if/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/what-if-t-moved-to-la.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What If T Moved to LA</image:title><image:caption>It doesn't matter how many times I see this when I'm in LA. I'm always awestruck.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-24T21:53:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/19/wouldwife-26/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/alison-brie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alison Brie</image:title><image:caption>Santa, for Christmas just leave me a cute, funny girl like Alison Brie under my tree please. Thank you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-20T03:02:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/19/wouldwife-25/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ariannyceleste.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arianny Celeste</image:title><image:caption>Give me some of Arianny Celeste!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-20T02:57:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/19/heard-motherfckers-saying-they-made-t/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-20T02:49:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/16/wouldwife-24/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_4006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4006</image:title><image:caption>Merry Christmas from Megan Fox</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-16T16:40:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/16/future-t/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/future-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Future T</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-16T16:36:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/16/wouldwife-23/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_4007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4007</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-16T16:33:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/10/t-pisode-157-when-do-i-tell-her-about-t-blawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/im-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The "T-blawg Pose" is my Superman suit rip baby!</image:title><image:caption>The "T-blawg Pose" is my Superman suit rip baby!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T18:53:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/06/wouldwife-22/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/alison-brie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alison Brie</image:title><image:caption>Alison Brie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-07T01:29:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/03/t-pisode-156-t-addresses-the-nation-year-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/t-addresses-the-nation-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>If I ever become President, this is how I will approach the podium every damn time.</image:title><image:caption>If I ever become President, this is how I will approach the podium every damn time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T01:42:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-bro-code/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-02T00:50:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-the-day-date-is-some-bullshit/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-02T00:21:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-the-number-2-drawer/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-02T00:16:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-bostons-most-hottest-kinda-famous-women/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-02T00:10:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-the-heart-the-mind-the-penis/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-02T00:03:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-t-defines-pink-hatter/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T23:55:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-signature-drink/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T23:51:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-when-a-guy-is-sick-guide/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T23:46:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-greatest-moments-of-my-asshole-era/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T23:41:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-what-your-tattoo-says-about-you/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T23:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-crazy-pet-chick/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T23:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-festivus/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T23:26:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-my-kind-of-woman/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T23:15:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-dont-be-that-chick/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T23:07:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-my-stacked-bullpen/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T23:03:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-valentines-day-sucks/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T22:57:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/12/01/3-years-of-t-blawg-dont-be-that-guy/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-01T22:46:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/29/countdown-to-the-3-year-anniversary-of-t-blawg/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-30T01:39:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/28/i-put-on-for-my-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_3940.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MY Boston Compass Rose</image:title><image:caption>MY Boston Compass Rose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-29T02:11:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/26/t-pisode-155-t-does-paris-in-3-paragraphs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/t-did-paris.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Making the "T-blawg Pose" internationally popular. That's how I roll.</image:title><image:caption>Making the "T-blawg Pose" internationally popular. That's how I roll.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T13:25:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/24/ts-just-the-tip-of-the-day-3/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-24T23:21:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/21/wouldwife-21/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wouldwife2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maria Menounos</image:title><image:caption>Maria Menounos</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wouldwife1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maria Menounos</image:title><image:caption>Maria Menounos</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wouldwife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maria Menounos</image:title><image:caption>Maria Menounos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-22T03:48:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/21/thought-i-told-you-that-t-wont-stop/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-22T03:42:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/19/t-pisode-154-bro-code-chapter-10-bro-birthday-code/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bro-bday-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I want one of my bros to hire Mr. T for my next birthday party. I'll even throw in.</image:title><image:caption>I want one of my bros to hire Mr. T for my next birthday party. I'll even throw in.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-20T01:37:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/15/my-daily-reminder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_3870.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My daily reminder</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-16T02:24:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/15/why-i-only-wear-black-beaters/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-16T02:21:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/14/metaphor-the-baby-shape-puzzle-game-dating/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-15T02:11:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/14/wouldwife-20/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/alice-eve-wouldwife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alice Eve</image:title><image:caption>Alice Eve</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T02:00:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/12/t-pisode-153-dating-outs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dating-outs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This guy must get so many dates with hair like that. He definitely uses dating outs.</image:title><image:caption>This guy must get so many dates with hair like that. He definitely uses dating outs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T18:47:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/07/me-and-my-ego/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-08T01:46:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/05/t-pisode-152-the-purge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/purge-this.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh if only it was this simple to get rid of all my exes.</image:title><image:caption>Oh if only it was this simple to get rid of all my exes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-06T01:12:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/04/this-is-old-school-boston-funny/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-04T17:34:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/11/03/wouldwife-19/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mila.png</image:loc><image:title>Mila</image:title><image:caption>Mila</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-04T02:22:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/29/t-pisode-151-what-the-hell-is-wouldwife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/wouldwife.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>If she has half her looks, half her sense of humor, half her attitude, I'll call it a dating career. Seriously. Hang up my jersey.</image:title><image:caption>If she has half her looks, half her sense of humor, half her attitude, I'll call it a dating career. Seriously. Hang up my jersey.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-29T19:42:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/27/dating-sabbatical-day-17-dating-sabbatical-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/beard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beard</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-27T16:47:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/26/dating-sabbatical-day-16-a-toast-to-all-the-women/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-27T02:00:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/25/dating-sabbatical-day-15-goodbye-3-date-rule/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-26T01:06:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/24/dating-sabbatical-day-14-enough-ladie/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-25T02:01:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/23/dating-sabbatical-always-have-this-playing-during-sexy-time/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-24T03:02:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/23/dating-sabbatical-day-13-hard-to-get-or-just-stupi/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-24T02:54:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/22/t-pisode-150-when-good-feelings-turn-bad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/good-feelings-go-bad.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Switch the sombrero &amp; Cuervo with a Sox hat and Patron. Boom!</image:title><image:caption>Switch the sombrero &amp; Cuervo with a Sox hat and Patron. Boom!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-23T00:46:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/22/dating-sabbatical-day-12-if-the-piece-dont-fit/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-23T00:35:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/20/dating-sabbatical-t-vlawg-the-weekend/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-21T01:17:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/19/dating-sabbatical-day-9-can-you-hear-me-now/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-20T02:59:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/18/dating-sabbatical-or-maybe-im-still-just-a-p-i-m-p/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-19T01:31:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/18/dating-sabbatical-doomed-to-be-a-gigolo/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-19T01:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/18/dating-sabbatical-is-t-a-wanderer/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-19T01:12:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/18/dating-sabbatical-day-8-sense-of-humor/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-19T00:56:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/17/happy-birthday-marshall/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-18T00:33:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/17/dating-sabbatical-day-7/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-18T00:25:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/16/dating-sabbatical-day-6-opposites-my-ass/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-17T03:39:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/15/t-pisode-149-t-takes-on-rejection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/even-t-gets-rejected.png</image:loc><image:title>Take it as a positive. You get rejected so you can get accepted by the things you were supposed to. Word.</image:title><image:caption>Take it as a positive. You get rejected so you can get accepted by the things you were supposed to. Word.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-16T00:26:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/15/dating-sabbatical-day-5-abg/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-16T00:15:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/14/dating-sabbatical-day-4-never-forget-where-you-come-from/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-15T03:56:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/13/t-in-his-fancy-downtown-boston-neighborhood/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-13T23:52:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/13/dating-sabbatical-day-3-the-little-things/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-13T22:08:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/12/dating-sabbatical-day-2-too-much-too-soon/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-13T01:20:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/11/dating-sabbatical-day-1-flirting/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-12T03:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/11/ill-let-marshall-explain-it/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-12T01:38:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/10/dating-sabbatical/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-11T00:26:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/08/t-pisode-148-t-went-on-a-blind-date/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/t-went-on-a-blind-date.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>All blind dates should be like this. That shit would be fun.</image:title><image:caption>All blind dates should be like this. That shit would be fun.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-08T17:19:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/06/sing-it-axl/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-06T18:20:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/06/sing-it-kid-rock/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-06T18:02:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/06/sing-it-lenny/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-06T17:53:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/04/every-day-respect-the-hustle/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-05T01:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/03/ill-let-cudi-kanye-take-this-one-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-04T01:36:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/10/01/t-pisode-147-a-years-worth-of-dating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/a-year-of-dates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh if it were as easy as it is in the fucking MOVIES!!! Sons of bitches.</image:title><image:caption>Oh if it were as easy as it is in the fucking MOVIES!!! Sons of bitches.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-03T01:11:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/30/oh-what-a-feeling-im-feeling-life/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-01T00:48:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/28/you-dont-understand-what-it-takes-to-be-t/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-29T00:24:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/27/thats-life/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-28T00:57:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/26/this-is-how-t-food-shops/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-27T01:49:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/26/the-hustlers-prayer/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-27T01:40:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/24/t-pisode-146-bro-code-chapter-9-bro-relationship-guy-single-guy-code/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bro-relationship-guy-single-guy-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>You just can't argue with this people.</image:title><image:caption>You just can't argue with this people.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T02:05:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/22/i-tried-back-to-t-mode-for-a-little-while/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-22T21:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/22/i-may-have-done-a-good-thing-for-a-bad-person-myself/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-22T21:36:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/20/how-do-you-like-t-now/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-21T01:49:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/20/helloooo/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-21T01:41:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/17/t-pisode-145-t-does-salt-lake-in-3-paragraphs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/t-did-salt-lake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Mormon chick I met was hotter but she had the same shitty rules.</image:title><image:caption>The Mormon chick I met was hotter but she had the same shitty rules.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T01:05:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/13/how-i-end-everything/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T04:53:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/13/t-blawg-is-for-my-haters-yall-got-me-feeling-like-the-greatest/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T03:41:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/12/ts-pursuit-of-happiness/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-13T01:59:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/10/t-pisode-144-what-t-learned-over-his-summer-vacation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/i-made-this-shit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I can cook now too. I'm getting better ladies. Slow but sure.</image:title><image:caption>I can cook now too. I'm getting better ladies. Slow but sure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-11T01:14:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/09/03/t-pisode-143-kidney-fcking-stoned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/20120830-020926.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kidney Stoned</image:title><image:caption>The hat is always with me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-08T01:56:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/31/wouldwife-18/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/alison-brie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alison Brie</image:title><image:caption>Alison Brie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-01T02:14:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/30/im-a-bad-boy/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-31T00:38:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/30/fiddy-shades-of-grey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/fiddy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fiddy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-31T00:36:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/24/always-remember-youre-money-youre-so-money/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-25T03:24:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/20/t-pisode-141-the-scary-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/young-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young T</image:title><image:caption>“So pop I forgive you,&#13;
for all the shit that I live through.&#13;
It wasn't all your fault,&#13;
homie you got caught.”—Jay-Z</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-21T00:50:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/19/would-this-work-on-a-chick-today/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-19T23:57:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/18/happy-birthday-to-t/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-18T17:06:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/13/t-pisode-140-bitter-bitch-a-t-style-poem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/how-t-rolls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Save your tears for the next sucker honey. I'm OUT!</image:title><image:caption>Save your tears for the next sucker honey. I'm OUT!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-14T00:43:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/12/this-is-how-i-eat-and-drink/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-12T23:55:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/12/wouldwife-17/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/olivia-wilde.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olivia Wilde</image:title><image:caption>Olivia Wilde</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-12T23:49:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/12/wouldwife-16/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/kristin-kreuk3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kristin Kreuk</image:title><image:caption>Kristin Kreuk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-12T23:47:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/12/wouldwife-15/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/emmanuelle-chriqui.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emmanuelle Chriqui</image:title><image:caption>Emmanuelle Chriqui</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-12T23:43:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/09/ass-out-hug/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-10T02:46:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/08/06/t-pisode-139-my-vigilante-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/t-bronson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I lived by own rules clearly. How I didn't die still amazes me!</image:title><image:caption>I lived by own rules clearly. How I didn't die still amazes me!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-07T01:49:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/30/t-pisode-138-t-has-wheels-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/how-t-drives.jpg</image:loc><image:title>When I pull up to a hot chick at the light I do this. Every time. Shit works.</image:title><image:caption>When I pull up to a hot chick at the light I do this. Every time. Shit works.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-31T01:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/29/ill-let-uncle-l-take-this-one/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-30T00:22:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/26/if-this-doesnt-make-you-smile-youre-dead-inside/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-27T04:02:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/25/utah-get-me-two/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-26T02:38:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/25/is-it-football-season-yet/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-26T02:30:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/23/t-pisode-137-the-end-of-debauchery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/t-terminator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This was how I dressed when I went out looking for women. Seriously.</image:title><image:caption>This was how I dressed when I went out looking for women. Seriously.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-24T00:54:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/16/t-pisode-136-imaginary-tough-guys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hacksaw-jim-duggan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Now Hacksaw Jim Duggan was a tough guy, tough guy! Hooooooo!!!!</image:title><image:caption>Now Hacksaw Jim Duggan was a tough guy, tough guy! Hooooooo!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-18T02:34:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/11/wouldwife-14/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-great-one.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Great One....Paulina Gretzky. I'd pull the goalie for her! Know what I'm saying?</image:title><image:caption>The Great One....Paulina Gretzky. I'd pull the goalie for her! Know what I'm saying?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-12T02:41:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/09/t-pisode-135-t-cation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/t-cation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's a sad day when you can no longer find this show on TV during the day. That should be illegal.</image:title><image:caption>It's a sad day when you can no longer find this show on TV during the day. That should be illegal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-10T01:19:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/07/this-is-how-i-feel-every-time-someone-hates-on-t-blawg/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-07T19:14:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/06/wouldwife-13/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/arianny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arianny Celeste...I love her</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste...I love her</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-06T18:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/04/this-is-why-america-is-great/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-04T20:03:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/02/t-pisode-134-the-greatest-crank-call-in-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-dynamic-duo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh the shit we did</image:title><image:caption>Oh the shit we did</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-03T01:18:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/07/01/the-boston-movie-that-started-it-all-do-you-like-apples/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-01T21:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/30/ts-idea-of-a-love-song/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-01T00:38:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/29/you-want-to-rip-off-t-blawg-really/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-30T01:34:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/27/wouldwife-12/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/amber-heard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amber Heard</image:title><image:caption>Amber Heard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-28T01:32:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/27/for-the-ladies-t-has-that-mae-swagger/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-28T01:07:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/25/t-pisode-133-social-media-dating-is-easy-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/social-media-dating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is 99.9% of the women you don't know in real life out in social media land. Crazy! Trust T.</image:title><image:caption>This is 99.9% of the women you don't know in real life out in social media land. Crazy! Trust T.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-25T23:53:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/18/t-pisode-132-t-blawging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/t-blawging.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I admit it. I stuck a piece of bread on my mother's cat. And I enjoyed it.</image:title><image:caption>I admit it. I stuck a piece of bread on my mother's cat. And I enjoyed it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-20T01:10:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/15/boston-the-best-city-the-best-movies/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-16T03:23:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/15/one-of-the-most-underrated-movies/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-16T02:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/14/wouldwife-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/emma-stone-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emma Stone</image:title><image:caption>Emma Stone</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-14T21:21:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/13/its-been-one-of-those-jay-z-kind-of-songs-days/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-14T00:04:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/12/hospital-wake-up-call/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-12T17:36:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/11/t-pisode-131-enemies-with-benefits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/friends-with-benefits-my-ass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh yeah sure. It really works like this Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake! You liars you!</image:title><image:caption>Oh yeah sure. It really works like this Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake! You liars you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-11T22:02:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/09/every-chapter-of-the-bro-code/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-09T22:43:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/04/t-pisode-130-bro-code-chapter-8-bro-social-media-code/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bro-social-media-code.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seriously bro. No one cares but you. You're blowing up Batman's spot!</image:title><image:caption>Seriously bro. No one cares but you. You're blowing up Batman's spot!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-05T01:16:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/03/guess-im-on-an-eminem-kick/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-03T18:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/02/wouldwife-10/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/arianny-celeste.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arianny Celeste</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-03T01:12:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/02/wouldwife-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jnl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jennifer Nicole Lee</image:title><image:caption>Jennifer Nicole Lee</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-03T01:08:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/06/02/slim-shady-doesnt-have-shit-on-nasty-t/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-03T01:02:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/31/i-need-something-like-this-tonight-to-put-things-in-perspective/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-01T03:57:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/28/t-pisode-129-t-loves-magnets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/little-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I rode my CHiPs big wheels in the house like a boss! Notice the washing machine behind me?</image:title><image:caption>I rode my CHiPs big wheels in the house like a boss! Notice the washing machine behind me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-28T16:42:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/27/t-has-99-problems-but/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-27T19:51:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/21/t-pisode-128-t-dont-believe-in-mistakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/biggest-mistake-ever.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Biggest mistake ever Bill Buckner! Glove to the ground!!! Dick.</image:title><image:caption>Biggest mistake ever Bill Buckner! Glove to the ground!!! Dick.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-22T00:26:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/16/wouldwife-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/meganfox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Megan Fox...still the #1 reason why I love black hair, blue eyed, tatted up, crazy young chicks! T's kryptonite.</image:title><image:caption>Megan Fox...still the #1 reason why I love black hair, blue eyed, tatted up, crazy young chicks! T's kryptonite.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-17T03:35:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/14/t-pisode-127-the-6-unwritten-rules-of-t-blawg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/unwritten-rules.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My secret identity is much cooler than the one the fat kid from "Stand By Me" had. He flew around using hair spray people. Hair spray!</image:title><image:caption>My secret identity is much cooler than the one the fat kid from "Stand By Me" had. He flew around using hair spray people. Hair spray!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-15T00:42:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/10/listen-to-the-lyrics-honey/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-11T04:57:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/09/here-come-da-pain/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-10T01:26:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/07/t-pisode-126-the-last-man-standing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/last-man-standing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>If this is the last man standing who took the picture??? Creepy!</image:title><image:caption>If this is the last man standing who took the picture??? Creepy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-08T00:49:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/04/ripmca/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-05T01:41:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/02/i-only-do-this-for-the-special-girls/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-03T00:32:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/05/01/wouldwife-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/kate-upton.gif</image:loc><image:title>Kate Upton</image:title><image:caption>Kate Upton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-02T00:07:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/30/t-pisode-125-t-conquers-the-age-difference/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/age-difference.jpg</image:loc><image:title>He's old and funny. She's young and hot. It makes sense no?</image:title><image:caption>He's old and funny. She's young and hot. It makes sense no?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-30T23:33:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/29/t-vlawg-42912/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-29T20:54:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/29/wouldwife-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/demi-rose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Demi Rose</image:title><image:caption>Demi Rose</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-29T20:22:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/29/beast-mode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/beast-mode.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clearly this is not beast mode</image:title><image:caption>Clearly this is not beast mode</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-30T04:39:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/26/the-bruins-lost-racists-suck/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-27T01:45:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/26/wouldwife-wait-wtf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/awesome.gif</image:loc><image:title>Awesome</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-27T01:32:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/23/t-pisode-124-worst-winter-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/winter-came.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Winter came hard. That's what she said.</image:title><image:caption>Winter came hard. That's what she said.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-23T23:28:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/22/time-to-find-my-own-b-like-jay-did-yep/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-23T00:46:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/22/wouldwife-more-than-all-the-others/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mila.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mila</image:title><image:caption>Mila</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-23T00:12:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/21/this-is-how-i-roll/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-21T22:11:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/19/wouldwife-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/serinda_swan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Serinda Swan</image:title><image:caption>Serinda Swan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-19T23:44:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/18/i-got-your-hologram/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-19T00:11:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/16/t-pisode-123-ts-ode-to-spring-in-boston/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bruins-drunk-at-tias.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tia's is even more of a sausage party when the Bruins bring The Cup!</image:title><image:caption>Tia's is even more of a sausage party when the Bruins bring The Cup!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-16T13:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/13/this-is-how-i-respond-to-t-blawg-haters/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-14T03:01:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/12/this-is-how-it-should-be-no/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-13T01:07:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/12/wouldwife-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jessicajane-clement.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jessica Jane Clement</image:title><image:caption>Jessica Jane Clement</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T00:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/11/ts-just-the-tip-of-the-day-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-11T23:27:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/09/t-pisode-122-the-am-i-stupid-when-it-comes-to-dating-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/am-i-stupid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I made this list so I can't be stupid when it comes to dating right? Wait...don't answer that!</image:title><image:caption>I made this list so I can't be stupid when it comes to dating right? Wait...don't answer that!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-09T23:14:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/06/this-is-why-jesus-and-al-gore-created-the-internet/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-06T18:06:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/05/wouldwife-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/arianny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arianny Celeste</image:title><image:caption>Arianny Celeste</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-06T00:42:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/04/02/t-pisode-121-the-day-date-is-some-bullshit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/day-date.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Look at this guy. You're on a day date stupid! Stop smiling! You have no chance.</image:title><image:caption>Look at this guy. You're on a day date stupid! Stop smiling! You have no chance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-03T18:26:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/03/30/this-is-the-zone-im-in-right-now/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-31T00:37:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/03/29/wouldwife-so-fast/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-29T22:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/03/26/t-pisode-120-the-number-2-drawer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/number-2-drawer.png</image:loc><image:title>My button ups are not in my Number 2 Drawer. But Megan can wear whatever the hell she wants!</image:title><image:caption>My button ups are not in my Number 2 Drawer. But Megan can wear whatever the hell she wants!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-28T01:01:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/03/25/me-gusta/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-26T00:30:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/03/19/t-pisode-119-boston-dating-doesnt-have-to-suck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/boston-dating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>These are how most of my dates look in the North End. Seriously.</image:title><image:caption>These are how most of my dates look in the North End. Seriously.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-19T17:19:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/03/14/because-its-wednesday-and-my-humpty-dance-is-still-phenomenal/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-14T16:22:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/03/12/t-pisode-118-bro-code-chapter-7-bro-do-not-call-her-code/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dncttfb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I now have more chicks with *DNCTTFB next to their names than without it in my phone. No lie.</image:title><image:caption>I now have more chicks with *DNCTTFB next to their names than without it in my phone. No lie.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-22T22:40:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/03/07/i-loves-the-old-school/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-08T04:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/03/05/t-pisode-117-bringing-it-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bringing-it-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I wore my overalls with one strap down too. Sometimes both down! That's right.</image:title><image:caption>I wore my overalls with one strap down too. Sometimes both down! That's right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-06T00:57:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/03/02/never-been-afraid-to-say-whats-on-my-mind/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-03T01:01:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/03/01/wouldwife-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/olivia-wilde-gq1.gif</image:loc><image:title>Hot, sexy, sense of humor....perfect. Olivia Wilde</image:title><image:caption>Hot, sexy, sense of humor....perfect. Olivia Wilde</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-02T03:27:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/29/because-my-mama-said-so/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-07T17:25:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/27/t-pisode-116-t-is-your-kind-of-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/little-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Look at this guy! I can still fit in that suit.</image:title><image:caption>Look at this guy! I can still fit in that suit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-28T04:28:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/22/ts-just-the-tip-of-the-day/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-24T03:21:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/21/them-girls-girls-girls/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-22T00:56:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/20/t-pisode-115-an-all-or-nothing-apology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/all-or-nothing-apology.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A real man knows when he needs to make changes. And when to apologize. T style of course.</image:title><image:caption>A real man knows when he needs to make changes. And when to apologize. T style of course.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-24T03:21:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/15/that-california-love/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-16T03:08:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/14/two-days-i-return/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-15T00:47:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/13/t-pisode-114-valentines-day-sucks-3no-t-for-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/valentines-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That's what HE said!</image:title><image:caption>That's what HE said!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-14T01:28:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/07/i-know-too-many-people-who-lost-this-bet-or-are-losing-right-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/marriage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's funny because it's true</image:title><image:caption>It's funny because it's true</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-08T00:40:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/06/t-pisode-113-ts-twitter-rules/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/twitter-rules.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh the shit that you see on Twitter. #Seriously.</image:title><image:caption>Oh the shit that you see on Twitter. #Seriously.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-10T19:18:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/04/t-vlawg-talking-about-the-superbowl/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-05T03:53:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/02/02/the-lyrics-still-hold-up-to-my-life/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-03T02:08:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/30/t-pisode-112-t-vlawg/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-03T01:58:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/29/relationship-marriage-nah-this-is-all-im-looking-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seriously. Where she at?</image:title><image:caption>Seriously. Where she at?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-30T02:35:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/28/my-flu-is-gone-all-better-this-is-how-i-celebrate-not-being-sick/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-29T02:36:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/24/my-morning-ritual/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-25T01:55:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/23/t-pisode-111-t-does-london-in-3-paragraphs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/t-does-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is how I went to the office everyday in London. Seriously.</image:title><image:caption>This is how I went to the office everyday in London. Seriously.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-24T01:42:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/21/4-weeks-cali-im-coming-back-la-tstyleofcourse/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-21T19:32:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/21/how-i-roll-in-the-club-mcconaughey-style-alright-alright/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-21T19:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/17/wouldwife-thoselips-tpotential/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/irina-shayk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Love me some good chick lips! And Irina Shayk got those good chick lips alright!</image:title><image:caption>Love me some good chick lips! And Irina Shayk got those good chick lips alright!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-18T02:27:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/16/t-pisode-110-the-heart-the-mind-the-penis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/heart-mind-penis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Sometimes the little head tells the big head what to do." -A Bronx Tale</image:title><image:caption>"Sometimes the little head tells the big head what to do." -A Bronx Tale</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-18T02:20:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/14/say-your-prayers-timmy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_2514.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My old neighbor and God....Tom F'n Brady!</image:title><image:caption>My old neighbor and God....Tom F'n Brady!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-14T22:18:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/11/wouldwife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kate-upton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>https://twitter.com/kateupton</image:title><image:caption>https://twitter.com/kateupton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T01:59:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/10/hey-t-blawg-thieves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/t-blawg-thieves-suck.png</image:loc><image:title>You're not....fucking....T. </image:title><image:caption>You're not....fucking....T. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-11T02:21:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/09/t-pisode-109-the-fadeout/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mr-telephone-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No Mr. Telephone Man. There is nothing wrong with my line. I'm clearly getting The Fadeout! Stop laughing.</image:title><image:caption>No Mr. Telephone Man. There is nothing wrong with my line. I'm clearly getting The Fadeout! Stop laughing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-10T19:22:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/08/mash-up-sunday-dropkicks-jay-z/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-08T20:48:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/08/mash-up-sunday-biggie-frankie-baby/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-08T20:44:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/06/t-and-kenny-powers-so-much-in-common/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-08T08:07:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/02/t-vlawgs-are-coming-thats-what-she-said/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-03T00:58:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2012/01/02/t-pisode-108-why-guys-fight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>If you can kick your own ass, you can kick anyone's ass. That's what I think.</image:title><image:caption>If you can kick your own ass, you can kick anyone's ass. That's what I think.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-03T12:11:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/31/happy-new-year-this-is-how-im-bringing-in-2012/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-31T21:48:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/26/t-pisode-107-t-did-2011/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/resol7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T don't do resolutions. He makes promises. And keeps them.</image:title><image:caption>T don't do resolutions. He makes promises. And keeps them.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-28T04:47:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/25/841/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-25T17:35:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/24/the-11th-day-of-chickmas/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-24T17:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/23/the-10th-day-of-chickmas/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-24T00:21:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/22/the-9th-day-of-chickmas/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-23T04:43:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/21/the-8th-day-of-chickmas/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-22T02:09:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/20/best-rendition-of-o-holy-night-ever/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-21T00:50:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/20/the-7th-day-of-chickmas/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-21T00:33:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/19/t-pisode-106-festivus-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/festivus-3.gif</image:loc><image:title>She likes my Festivus pole. No really.</image:title><image:caption>She likes my Festivus pole. No really.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-20T01:09:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/19/the-6th-day-of-chickmas/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-20T00:27:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/18/tomorrow-festivus-3/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-19T00:35:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/18/the-5th-day-of-chickmas/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-19T00:16:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/17/the-4th-day-of-chickmas/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-18T04:37:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/16/the-3rd-day-of-chickmas/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-17T04:08:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/15/the-2nd-day-of-chickmas/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-16T04:46:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/14/because-after-500-days-of-summer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/500-days.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T cosigns this</image:title><image:caption>T cosigns this</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-15T01:08:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/14/the-1st-day-of-chickmas/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-15T00:51:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/13/tis-the-season/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-14T00:39:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://t-blawg.com/2011/12/12/t-pisode-105-t-family-reunion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://t-blawg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/family-reunion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My family likes to pretend it's still the 90s. 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