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There are a lot of women out there who only date a certain type of guy. I get it. Oh I get it. So I’m going to save a shit ton of women some time and I’m going to save myself some time. There are a whole bunch of things that I am. Good things. Bad things. Great things. But mostly I’m talking about things that make me the type of guy for a lot of women. But that is a list for another day. For another T-pisode. This list is a list of all the things I’m not. Things that I am not when it comes to what some not so bright women want. The kind of women who go for shit. Because ol’ T is not shit. I am THE shit. But not shit. If you’re looking for any of the things below then T ain’t your damn type. So let’s not waste either one of our times here. Here is that list. Enjoy!
T ain’t your type if you’re into…douchebags
T ain’t your type if you’re into…games
T ain’t your type if you’re into…hillbillies
T ain’t your type if you’re into…hipsters
T ain’t your type if you’re into…old divorcees with kids
T ain’t your type if you’re into…sensitive sissies
T ain’t your type if you’re into…nerds
T ain’t your type if you’re into…stupid fucks
T ain’t your type if you’re into…the short term
T ain’t your type if you’re into…broke dudes
T ain’t your type if you’re into…Pink Hatters
T ain’t your type if you’re into…liars
T ain’t your type if you’re into…dudes content with a “9 to 5”
T ain’t your type if you’re into…having someone you can control in the friend zone
T ain’t your type if you’re into…having an emotional friend
T ain’t your type if you’re into…owning a slave instead of having a boyfriend
T ain’t your type if you’re into…a late night sexting buddy without the perks
T ain’t your type if you’re into…a friend with benefits
T ain’t your type if you’re into…just having a guy to hang out with between the breakups with your on again/off again douchebag boyfriend
T ain’t your type if you’re into…a sugar daddy to feed you and parade your ass around town
T ain’t your type if you’re into…STDs
T ain’t your type if you’re into…living life on the couch watching reality shows
T ain’t your type if you’re into…complaining all the fucking time
T ain’t your type if you’re into…having a side dick behind your husband’s back
T ain’t your type if you’re into…the guy under the hat without wanting to know who he really is
That’s it. I’m not your type if you are looking for anything I just listed. Sorry. Well not really. This T-pisode list was short and sweet and without any bullshit. Like the way I like my women.
Until next time. Always take it there.
T
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