Due to her recent engagement to the biggest douchebag next to Dane Cook, Ashton Kutcher, I have painfully decided to retire my #1 #wouldwife of all time. This is the end of Mila Kunis on T-blawg. She is the first to be retired and will one day enter the #wouldwife Hall of Fame. You had one hell of a #wouldwife career Mila. Sorry it had to end this way. This is your choice, not mine.