Two things I learned with this site over the last seven years… One, there are a SHIT TON of holidays that fall on Mondays. Oh yeah there is! Two, people are usually doing that specific holiday related stuff instead of spending their time here reading my amazing tales. As they should. It’s cool, yo. So, since it was well documented here many, many years ago that I am not too big on Halloween, I will keep this T-pisode short and to the point.
Why even do a Halloween T-pisode? Well I am capable of putting my take on Halloween and turning it into something about T. I’m gifted like that. Plus, Halloween has only fallen on a Monday AKA “T-blawg Day” once before in the last seven years and that was on October 31, 2011. Figured I’d give it another whirl. Anyway, what’s my “Halloween Sixteen” take? Halloween is and will always be for the kids. I love seeing all the little kiddies in my life in their cute costumes enjoying the holiday. I still believe that no adult should be playing dress up on this day unless they are a parent doing a costume matching thing with their kid. I hope to one day dress up in a costume for my kids. Shit, I’ll even dress like a Disney princess if my future daughter wanted me to and I would even like it. Until that day… For now, I’ll still like a “Slutty Something” pic here and there on social media. Because some women use Halloween as an excuse to get down. To each their own. Some people like putting on the costumes because they don’t know how to live honestly year round like other people do. Like me. Maybe that’s why I really don’t like costumes? Because I’m not into deception and trickery like so many others out there? Hmmmm….could be. Could be.
So happy Halloween to all you people who enjoy this silly ass holiday!!! Go dress up. Eat the candy. Give out the candy. Slut it up. Zombie it out. Chase down the “Great Pumpkin” if you can outrun all those killer clowns out there! I’m kidding. Not really. Make sure the kiddies enjoy the day though because it’s really for them, not you. But most importantly, let out that person that you cannot be any other time during the year and have at it. And all the ghouls and goblins are all out for the day while I’m over here still being T. Happy Halloween Sixteen.
Until next time. Always take it there.