I feel like I haven’t been doing a lot of lists lately so I want to make up for that right now. For the next month actually I am going old school with four lists that are sure to be infamous one day soon! I’m starting with a list that exempts me from excuses. That’s right. I don’t make any excuses. I don’t bullshit. I’m a straight shooter. And here are some topics where A LOT of people will give you an excuse. But not me. Oh no, not T. I’ll tell you outright why I’m not interested. Why I don’t like you. Why I don’t want something or someone. Because I’m a pull the band-aid off quickly and jump right into the pool kind of guy. That’s why. And here’s a quick, no excuses kind of list!
Why I don’t want to go out
It doesn’t matter if it’s friends, family, a woman I’m dating, people from work…I’m busy. And I won’t make ANY excuses about it. I’ll tell you outright why I can’t make it and it’s on you to accept my honest reason why. But if I can make it, I’ll try my best to be there. It’s that simple.
Why you no longer see me
Same as above. No excuses…either it’s because I’m busy or I feel like you don’t make a large enough effort to see me. No biggie, life happens. Tell someone you miss them enough times until you no longer miss them. Then move on. You’re welcome for that tip by the way!
Why I don’t like you
Nothing I can’t stand more than pretending to like someone. And I won’t. I’ve gotten better with age and through a lot of growth, I don’t tell people I don’t like them as much anymore but I do let them know it. I don’t hate anyone anymore. There is no hate left in my heart thankfully. But that doesn’t mean I have to like everyone and neither do you. Like Snoop Dog once said at the Source awards reppin’ the west… “Y’all ain’t get love for Death Row?! Then let it be known!!!”
Why you hate my teams
I’ll tell you outright that you just hate my teams because they ain’t your teams!!! No excuses. Stop it. Just stop it. Your teams all suck and you know it. MY Boston teams are the shit and you know that too. End of story. Titletown, USA.
Why your advice is irrelevant
I know a lot. I do. But I pick and choose whom and what I give advice on and to. Please do not give me or anyone else any damn advice if you do not know what the hell you are talking about. You never wrote a damn movie and tried to sell it. You don’t run your own website. You have never been out of the state let alone the damn country. And you have no idea how to vote for President of the United States without social media telling you how to vote. So please…for the love of Baby Jesus…shut the hell up. Thank you.
Why I think you’re a hypocrite
Say one thing and do another just to either hear yourself talk or to try to pass off the words of others as your own. I’ll call you out on this type of fuckery every single time. You all should do the same.
Why I don’t like your shit on social media
This is for two reasons. One, it’s a real petty reason I admit. It’s because you never “like” my shit. Seriously. You do it too but don’t have the balls to admit like I do. Two, there’s a reason we’re connected on social media. Whatever the reason, we obviously have some sort of connection, common interest or relationship but that doesn’t mean I want to see every single thing you’re thinking…or eating…or watching…or doing. That shit is just tew much!!!
Why I deleted your number
No excuse here…it’s because of everything above. LOLzzzzz.
Do you make excuses? Bend the truth because you’re afraid to be direct with someone? Try the straight to it approach T style. Let me know how that works out for you. And thank me later.
Until next time. Always take it there.