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Continuing my tear of recent dating T-pisodes, I wanted to take the time to throw in one of my famous lists during this tear. Not just any list. But an obvious list. An obvious dating list. Basically, a list that allows you the ability to find out if you’re stupid when it comes to dating. Over the past year or so it has been well documented here that I have stepped up my dating game. Better quality women. Ha! Was my ass wrong in most cases there. More cool chicks to hang out with. That’s still kind of a work in progress. More sexy ladies worth spending my hard earned money on. That is 50/50. So during all this I have realized that some women and some dudes as well clearly miss out on the obvious shit thrown around during dating! And with this new profound knowledge I have decided to do what I usually do here on T-blawg and share it with the world! By the way…every answer to the questions below is yes. Trust me. And yes that means you are stupid when it comes to dating. Here we fucking go!
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if I don’t know that 😉 means the other person wants to have sex with me?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. when the person I’m dating pays for everything and I never pay for shit?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if the person I like truly believes that YOLO is the motto that should guide them in life?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if she prefers to stay in and watch “Jersey Shore” or “Dancing With The Stars” instead of seeing me?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if I only get 1 text back for every 100 texts I send?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if I don’t understand that sending 100 texts to every 1 of her texts makes me a psycho stalker?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if most of our conversations are done through texting, Facebook & Twitter?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if I rather bang all her friends instead of her?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if it is so clearly obvious that she is a dirty slampig yet I still take her out and buy her shit?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. when I find out she is in debt about $40 grand and I keep on dating her anyways?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if she is 27+, still lives at home, is still “going to school,” doesn’t have a single bill and doesn’t see anything wrong with that?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if my friends significant others will no longer set me up with anymore of their single friends because I already dated them all?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. when I get her to stay over but I don’t have anything for her fine ass to sleep in?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if I keep talking to her even though her mind changes every single fucking minute about every single fucking thing and has to let me know every single fucking time?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if all my friends banged her but I still haven’t?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if her mother looks like Grimace from McDonald’s and I honestly think she won’t look like that 30 years from now?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if I only call her when I’m drunk at 2AM?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if she borrowed my iPad and won’t give it back even though she clearly has a drug problem?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if I can fit a football long ways in her vagina?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if she only quotes Marilyn Monroe, Sex and The City & Kanye West lyrics every fucking chance she gets because she doesn’t have an original thought or an opinion of her own on anything?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. when we go to dinner and she never ever places the napkin on her lap and I think she still has class?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. when we’ve been out 6 times and she’s still talking about how bad her ex/old boss/daddy used to treat her and I’m hoping for a 7th date?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if the only good thing I have to say about her is “She’s hot bro.”?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if she’s always rude to the wait staff and I don’t see that as a red flag?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if every time we go out we only go out with groups of friends and never alone?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if I only see her during the day?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if she only wants to go to the same bars, clubs and restaurants every single damn time we go out because she lives in an ignorant bubble?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. if all her friends say to me “Why are you dating her? You’re too good for her. Run.”?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. and she wants to meet all of my friends and family after only date #2?
Am I Stupid When It Comes To Dating….. when she doesn’t even realize that what we’re doing is actually fucking dating?
So there it is! Are you stupid when it comes to dating??? Ask yourself any of these questions and if the answer is yes even one time, then yep your ass is stupid when it comes to dating. So now that you know, do what T does. Make the damn correction and move on to the next one! Because eventually, the only stupid you’re going to find is how stupid in love the two of you are when you find her. At least that’s what I keep telling myself. Shit I’m still stupid when it comes to dating! 😉
Until next time. Always take it there.
T
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